To hide the good stuff?

[Sexnotgender]

My family are well catered for and want for nothing. If I have something particularly delicious I tend to squirrel it away and eat it in secret.
Am I a monster?

I would not be hiding naice chocolate in in my drawer at work...

I'd never consider hiding crisps in the boot of my car, and chocolate in the baking cupboard.

Lol this thread is great.

If I didn't hide certain treats to have with a nice cup of tea at the end of the day, my DC would have them. As it is my poor DH only finds out about them when he is emptying the bins and sees the wrappers.!

I have a packet of biscuits concealed in the very back of the baking cupboard and I live alone...

Who are you hiding them from Zaphod

Yes you need to be careful when you put wrappers in the bin, they need pushing to the bottom

I would never put M&Ms or pretzels in a coffee jar at the back of a high cupboard 😇

Anything not hidden gets scavenged by ds.

My dds eat anything not hidden so I hide everything then they magically appear even when I haven't been shopping. My oldest still thinks I have magic powers.

Of course anything delicious I push all way to the back of the top shelf of the tallest cabinet. That I can't reach, even when standing on the small kitchen stool. That may not be my smartest decision. Who knows what's up there? Shall have to have a small child stand on a tall person's shoulders to excavate the contents.

I have never hidden anything from my family, I definitely don’t have a decoy not great hiding place with semi okay chocolate to throw them off the scent of my better hiding place with the really good stuff.

You're all monsters!!
There's no way I would hide a large supply of sweets, chocolate, biscuits and cake in a carrier bag at the back of an old cupboard!

I love this thread. I would never buy two tubs of ice cream.. a cheap one and an expensive delicious one to ease my guilt when the naice one is eaten one night...and yes the tub is pushed to the bottom of the bin.

I did NOT put a tube of Maryland cookies in my knicker drawer.

Sexnotgender - they are my 'emergency biscuits. As long as I know they are somewhere in the house, then I won't want them. As soon as they are gone I will not be able to rest until I have more.

Sort of security biscuits, if you will.

However, if I can see them, I will eat them. So I hide them from myself.

Its my oh who hides the good stuff, he just puts it on top our cupboards cos I'm a short arse :-( I just stick to buying treats he doesn't like, anything with dark chocolate or coconut or lemon. I used to be able to keep the kids off my stuff by telling them it was mushroom cake or celerey ice cream but they aren't falling for it anymore and they both like lemon and one of them likes coconut.

I would also never behave like that, so selfish. It’s pure coincidence that the most expensive chocolates in my house are in a different cupboard (and room) to the cheap stuff and/or in my bedside table...

I like to hide chocolate behind the cooking books on the shelf.

I would never hide my secret stash in the cleaning cupboard, oh no.

Yabvu I would never hide the expensive dark chocolate in the writing bureau under bills from DH with decoy cheap stuff behind the baking stuff in the kitchen. (That he thinks is the real stash).

I certainly don't have a large bag of peanut butter M&M's (smuggled over by my sister from Canada) hiding inside an ugly terracotta vase on top of the kitchen cupboard.

Great thread! DD is a demon for finding my secret stashes so I need to hide much more effectively! Definitely need to move upstairs. Actually I have a couple of handbags hanging on the kitchen chair & have been known to hide 4 packs of double deckers or a giant Snickers bar in one of those. So far it hasn’t occurred to DD to look in there!

I have never gone ' shopping' and sat in the car with a magazine and ate a cream cake and chocolate/ sweets for a half hour or so me time.

I'd never hide my lindt chocolates in my knicker drawer to eat in the bath, that would be selfish