I work for a retail company at our head office. We received a call from a man who wanted to exchange 2 garments as he bought the wrong size.
No problem.
I ask for the product codes on the labels.... took a while but he found them. All the while he is telling me that it is for his customers in Brazil. How he likes to get them presents, etc, etc. So sounds like a competent manager type, possibly business owner.
I ask what sizes does he have and what would he like to swap them for. This is when it got a little odd.
For some reason he just couldn't find the size on the label. Next minute I hear him shout:
"Jessica! Jessica! Susan!! Oi, I need a woman here! You woman know size labels! Susan!"
So 'Jessica' comes running up on the other side and finds the size for him. It's a size 3-4 kids t-shirt.
Then he starts saying to 'Jessica': "This won't fit, will it? Do you think it will fit?" 'Jessica' sounds unsure.
Next minute I hear him shout: "Bring me a child! Get me a 3 year old! Yes, yes, just get me a child! A 3 year old!" 
He says: "Turtle, I'll phone you back in a minute" and puts the phone down
Dumbfounded, we're all wondering what the hell kind of business this man is in if he can just conjure up a child of a specific age? My colleagues make me promise to ask him his business, just to put our minds at rest.
He never phoned back! I guess it fit the 3 year old child they found for him?
It was just such a bizarre conversation. Have you had any weird or wonderful stories to tell? 