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What makes a person 'common'?

926 replies

Karlwho · 10/07/2019 20:37

In your opinion. Just interested.

OP posts:
NoTheresa · 15/07/2019 19:19

Anyone mentioned the so-called cold shoulder tops yet? They are very c.

CitadelsofScience · 15/07/2019 19:29

I've been terribly common today.

Hot flushes driving me mad currently, dh has an old dri-fit England rugby polo shirt.

And horror of horrors, I went out in the extremely common looking sportswear to the supermarket.

I am the height of commphistication Grin

ethelfleda · 15/07/2019 20:30

Anyone mentioned the so-called cold shoulder tops yet?

Yep. Somebody beat you to it Grin

I’m common today - I used a ready made pasta sauce for my ravioli at dinner Blush

Thefemalekeithrichards · 15/07/2019 20:32

Fake LV tote bag

Benjispruce · 15/07/2019 20:35

Acrylic nails.

shrunkenhead · 16/07/2019 04:58

Strappy tops with bra straps showing (wear a strapless if you're large of chest)
Sliders (esp with socks Envy not envy they make me feel quite ill)
Kids names....you know the ones
Fakery (hair/nails/eyes/tan etc)
Curlers in hair outside the house
Giant buns on heads
Burberry
"Designer" handbags
Audis and BMWs and giant off-road vehicles that you know will only ever be used to drive Ellie-Mae and Jayden the 2 minute drive to school and back.
Swearing (when overused and not in context)
Sadly I do have an artificial xmas tree but my clothes pegs are wooden and match!

joggingon · 16/07/2019 05:00

Think it's an outdated term. I d use the term chav now to mean modern day common.

edwinbear · 16/07/2019 05:09

The guy passed out drunk, in the corridor, outside his room, that DC and I had to walk over/past at 5.30pm yesterday whilst on holiday. He is common.

Swedetalker · 16/07/2019 06:19

If you ask my mother its pronouncing new "noo" and painting your toenails...

Itwouldtakemuchmorethanthis · 16/07/2019 06:43

Why are fake Christmas trees common?

We've had ours years, I'm not paying to have a real tree cut down to sit in the house for three weeks and then get recycled.

So much better to have your plastic one sit in landfill for hundreds of years.Confused. Shame on those living trees, growing and composting away

Verily1 · 16/07/2019 06:44

According to my DM:
Eating soup with a dessert spoon
Eating on the couch
Having your fork in your right hand
Ketchup
Net curtains
Drinking from a can/bottle
Reading red top papers
Diluting juice
Calling diluting juice squash
Watching ITV
Sky
Fake nails
Margarine
Names ending in y/ie
Drinking soup from a cup
Calling dessert pudding
Wearing sports clothes when not doing sports
Yellow teeth
Piercings other than one on the earlobe
Tattoos
Fake tan
Young boys with very short hair
Babies dressed like adults
Obesity
Bulldogs/ Rottweilers etc type dogs
Greasy hair
Drunkenness
Ready meals

CitadelsofScience · 16/07/2019 07:57

Verily you can tell your mother that use of the words couch and dessert are bloody awful. The others are probably the same as my mother who's almost 80.

BossAssBitch · 16/07/2019 08:03

Lack of self awareness

BossAssBitch · 16/07/2019 08:13

Verily1 tell your mother she is wrong re dessert. Pudding is correct – pudding is pudding, dessert is the fruit course.

BossAssBitch · 16/07/2019 08:16

shrunkenhead according to your list I am common as muck with my eyelash extensions, big 4x4, Burberry mac and 'designer' handbag Grin

I always have a real tree though Wink

LaurieMarlow · 16/07/2019 08:28

I was going to say Pudding is vair posh.

TheFastandCurious · 16/07/2019 09:03

strappy tops with bra straps showing (wear a strapless if you're large of chest

Only a clueless flat chested woman would suggest this.

LaurieMarlow · 16/07/2019 09:22

Only a clueless flat chested woman would suggest this.

How true Grin

shrunkenhead · 16/07/2019 09:33

I'm 34 FF! So hardly flat-chested!

stucknoue · 16/07/2019 09:46

strappy tops with bra straps showing (wear a strapless if you're large of chest

Only a clueless flat chested woman would suggest this.

So true ... if you are above a c cup strapless doesn't work, so uncomfortable.

But you know, it doesn't matter, we are all a combination - I have fake nails because my natural ones crumble and look horrible for medical reasons, but they are quite short gel ones and naturally shaped (most people think they are my own) - it's not common, it's personal preference. So I will wear strappy tops and have an artificial Christmas tree, but I also have traditionally named kids, drive a 11 year old car, go to the opera and hate make up, go figure!

NoTheresa · 16/07/2019 11:43

Eating on the couch

Doesn’t she mean sofa?

NoTheresa · 16/07/2019 11:45

Pudding is the correct posh term.

NoTheresa · 16/07/2019 11:45

@Verily1

NoTheresa · 16/07/2019 11:47

I apologise for not reading the previous posts on this page. Smile

Trooperslaneagain · 16/07/2019 11:49

Agree with PPs

Using the word 'common'

It's soooooo, like "common" - you know?