To think this is gross..........

[CartWHEEL2008]

What are people’s views on this. It’s the middle of the night, DP has number two then comes back to bed completely naked. I find this unhygienic. I would never do that, would at least put a pair of pants on and defo have a mini shower (of private area) if sex was on the cards.
Am I being silly or does anyone else find the action gross?! Love him to bits but I don’t like when he does this at all

Yes, UTI's are hilarious! I hope you never get them

Actually I get them regularly due to kidney issues but UTIs are nothing to do with bum bacteria mysteriously transferring itself the way you describe

Thanks for the explanation everyone - I was praying I'd misunderstood 😂

This thread is amazing

But I have to say I agree with you op but only because DH has the worlds hairiest arse and there's no chance dry toilet paper is going to get every bit of shit out. Unless he has a lucky Barry. If it's a messy Mandy....straight in the shower my friend.

Nobody will be sleeping naked in my bed unless they have showered since using the toilet, wee or poo.

How long were you leaving your clearly festering bedsheets before changing them?!

I apologise in advance but I have to ask....

Does it curl backwards like a banana? That angle would be tricky otherwise.🤔

i would be deeply disturbed but i am extremely iffy about knowing anything at all about other people's toileting and so waking up in the middle of the night to shit well i'd probably have to make him sleep on the sofa

I am actually crying at this thread. Best I've read in a long time! Just made my DP pause the last episode of GoT that he's trying to watch so I could read him some of the replies with tears rolling down my face.

On a serious note - how do those of you clean your bum with bottles & jugs of water? All I can imagine is shitty water just splashing all around the floor & toilet seat

The ex would sit on the edge of the bed and leave a shitty streak perpendicular to the edge. It gets worse...I'd be able to hear that he flushed and then immediately left the bathroom (therefore obviously NIT washing his hands) I'd ask him why he hasn't washed his hands after a dump and his reply was that he hadn't what in his hands. I washed that man's pants for 12 years.

*shat

*NOT

Nobody will be sleeping naked in my bed unless they have showered since using the toilet, wee or poo.

This especially poo - yuk 😱

So if you get up for a wee in the middle of the night, you have a shower, @MyBlueMoonbeam?

And as I said earlier, I have an inflammatory bowel condition that is flaring up badly at the moment - if I had to shower after every poo, I might as well never leave the shower!

I use toilet roll, and I do not leave skid marks. It is perfectly possible to do so, without a shower.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius

No coz I wear knickers 😅

This thread has killed me.

I sleep naked, so does DP. We don't tend to poo in the night (who does?!) but I'd trust him and myself to wipe ourselves properly if he did. I'd be worried if either of us couldn't, to be honest!

@ MyBlueMoonbeam
Exactly

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@CartWHEEL2008
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I've read most of the thread and I don't think anyone has yet suggested wiping his bum for him? So you can be sure?

ceirrno I misread your post as you & your DH like to inspect each other's anus post poo & pre sex!

I know my eyes are definitely tired as typed words are jumping lines as I'm seeing Bwekfusth's post as 'I would suggest sex wipes' instead of 'I would suggest toilet wipes. OP how do you ever have sex with your husband?'

Or I need reading glasses!

I'm confused (and also in hysterics!). Are you saying that your DP gets up to have a poo in the middle of the night and then comes back to bed demanding sex? 🤢

If it's just a poo then I think YABU, but to be woken in the middle of the night for sex, with or without a poo, is BVU!!