To think this is gross..........

[CartWHEEL2008]

What are people’s views on this. It’s the middle of the night, DP has number two then comes back to bed completely naked. I find this unhygienic. I would never do that, would at least put a pair of pants on and defo have a mini shower (of private area) if sex was on the cards.
Am I being silly or does anyone else find the action gross?! Love him to bits but I don’t like when he does this at all

I'm with u. It's disgusting 😩

*Why the insults. I’m not weird, just don’t want to find shit on my sheets or smell it.

Wait, @CartWHEEL2008 are you saying that you can smell shit from your husband and find shit on your bedsheets, after your husband has been to the toilet? If that's the case, I think you have bigger things to worry about tbh.

Leave some moist loo paper next to the loo. Much cleaner if you don't trust his wiping abilities with dry loo paper.

Well, the OP mentioned sex so maybe she wants to explore his bum hole and needs it nice and clean. So, in that case OP YANBU

But.....YABU.

😂😂😂😂😂

In 40 years together my husband has NEVER;

1. Had skiddy pants
2. left skid marks on the sheets
3. most importantly, smelled of shit

LTB

Why are people who happen to agree with you on ONE subject your FANS??

I HATEEEE my OH sleeping naked because I know full well he goes for a shit before bed.

I don’t want that in the bed without some sort of barrier.

How is he getting his anus on the bed sheets? Does he not have bum cheeks?

Who said he gets shit on the sheets. I think this is all being taken out of context now people

Quick everyone ops famous!

Well - I think people have assumed that you were concerned about him coming back to bed, post poo, without pants on, because he has a history of leaving skid marks, @CartWHEEL2008 - because the alternative is that he has no history of leaving skid marks, but you didn’t trust his arse to be clean this time - which would be, frankly, bonkers!

Dh sleeps naked, and has never once left a skid mark on the bed or on his pants.

And I have a long history of Irritable Bowel Syndrome, and now have been diagnosed with lymphocytic colitis - so I have diarrhoea up to 8 times a day - and I manage to keep my person and my pants clean! If I had a mini shower after each time, I’d never be out of the shower!

Who said he gets shit on the sheets

Well, you didn't say exactly that but you did say I’m not weird, just don’t want to find shit on my sheets or smell it, which somewhat implies that you think he might.

It’s definitely grim. Wiping it with dry tissue until it’s gone doesn’t mean it’s clean, in the same way that I wouldn’t wipe sticky jam off a table with a dry tissue without applying some form of water or cleaning solution to it afterward. It’s still “there”

@Justkeeprollingalong You might be one of the lucky ones here with this thread

Skiddy sheets, poo residue and thanking fans

No no OP, thank YOU. This has made my day!

And, just a little heads up...you can only smell things if the molecules are in contact with your chemical receptors meaning that when you smell poo, particles of it are in your nose.

Have a fabulous and poo-free day everyone

shuffles off to buy a portable bidet and some toilet paper spritz

@NiceLegsShameAboutTheFace

@witchy89

We keep a roll of wire wool in the loo for those tiresome poos. A 10 minute vigorous scrub with some pine disinfectant, followed by a once over with a flamethrower, then a long sit down in a bucket of neat bleach, followed by a light anal polish with a brillo pad. We find this the best solution to ensuring anus hygiene following the disgusting habit humans tend to have of defecating.

I dont understand why people dont use water after a number 2 to wash. Toilet paper doesnt clean poo off completley. Water to wash with a bottle or bidet. Then toilet paper to dry. But we are from the middle east and normal here.

So do you just splash a bottle of water around your arse? Or do you use a cloth or something?

My mum used to say "Men are like children really, they don't wipe like we do."

My DH used to get recurrent urinary infections until he started wearing pants in bed as he would sleep on his stomach and so I assume bacteria from his bum ended up in his urinary tract

But how? Would his penis reach up through his bum crack and rummage around in his anus? Like an elephant's trunk.

Tee hee at this thread!

Yabu to assume your dh can’t wipe his arse clean after a “number 2”