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Original poster

To think this is gross..........

262 replies

CartWHEEL2008 · 27/05/2019 05:54

What are people’s views on this. It’s the middle of the night, DP has number two then comes back to bed completely naked. I find this unhygienic. I would never do that, would at least put a pair of pants on and defo have a mini shower (of private area) if sex was on the cards.
Am I being silly or does anyone else find the action gross?! Love him to bits but I don’t like when he does this at all Shock

OP posts:
JonSnowsFurCoat · 27/05/2019 06:49

It would gross me out but admittedly I’m a bit weird with stuff like that. I would definitely ask dh to shower before sex if he’d just had a poo.

Rachie1973 · 27/05/2019 06:52

I just go to loo. Wipe, which at 46 I find I'm quite good at. Then go back to bed.

Seaandsand83 · 27/05/2019 06:53

I agree OP - underwear would be needed!

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CartWHEEL2008 · 27/05/2019 07:00

@Myfoolishboatisleaning who said it was a poo before bed, of course there’s nothing wrong with that

It makes me laugh how I’m having my wrists slapped.

Jeez, if I think it’s unhygienic, I think it’s unhygienic.

High fives to all who have the same view as meSmile

OP posts:
RubberTreePlant · 27/05/2019 07:08

How do you know what he did in the bathroom?!

Mummyoflittledragon · 27/05/2019 07:15

How do you know he did it in the bathroom?! Grin
Yeh he may have done it in the bin. These Neanderthals.

Original poster
CartWHEEL2008 · 27/05/2019 07:17

My hearing is great that’s how I know Grin

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checkingforballoons · 27/05/2019 07:18

Why are you asking if you’re being unreasonable if you’re certain you’re not being unreasonable? 😂
I think I need another coffee.

Dhalandchips · 27/05/2019 07:20

My ex used to leave skids on the sheets. Just one many reasons he's an ex.

Tinkobell · 27/05/2019 07:21

Unless my partner was a horse or cow and likely to bring a chunk of dung back to the bed with them, then I wouldn’t really worry OP.

adaline · 27/05/2019 07:25

Why are people talking about skiddy sheets?

If you leave skid marks after being to the toilet, then may I suggest you learn how to wipe properly?

And if you're not leaving skid marks, why on earth do you think your grown partner would leave them?

Tinkobell · 27/05/2019 07:25

Does he bring back a smelly halo of poo aura back to the bed OP? If so, I wouldn’t find that a crazy turn on. You might want to suggest a subtle dab of deo or something lovely sprayed about his person. Though then you might get a Pooey / aftershave mask ....gag.

Bingcankissmyass · 27/05/2019 07:26

Downunderduchess diarrhea and vomiting Smile

ChillaxingInMyKimono · 27/05/2019 07:26

@Downunderduchess - D&V = diarrhoea & vomiting. 💩

I am from NZ myself, so assumed was widely understood!

OP - you're still not explaining why you're have sexual relations with a man you don't even trust to be able to wipe his own arse clean.

This is on you.

Oysterbabe · 27/05/2019 07:27

Yabu.

PutyourtoponTrevor · 27/05/2019 07:28

This is weird and a complete waste of water! People really shower after a poo?

Decormad38 · 27/05/2019 07:28

There are some really odd threads sometimes and this is one of them.

Tinkobell · 27/05/2019 07:29

Mmmm...I wonder what George Clooney would do post-bed/pre-coital shit? It’s a universal human dilemma for all sexes?

Sleepyquest · 27/05/2019 07:29

I'm with you OP. I also like to shower after where possible. Not cos I 'can't wipe properly' but just all the germs!

cocodash · 27/05/2019 07:29

Hahaha gooood morning mumsnet haha

What a nice morning thread.

With the pp... Surely a grown man can wipe his own arse as I assume so can you.

The thought of skiddy sheets though... Grim hahaha

Conks · 27/05/2019 07:30

I sleep naked and sometimes poo during the night. There has never been skidding sheets. You are being ridiculous

dementedpixie · 27/05/2019 07:30

You're weird. I sleep naked anyway but I also know how to wipe my bum after doing the toilet.

Conks · 27/05/2019 07:32

skiddy

Tinkobell · 27/05/2019 07:32

Actually trying to get fruity with someone when natures calling is not a turn on. Far nicer to have them skipping back to the bed all happy and unburdened! 😀

Ohyesiam · 27/05/2019 07:32

- I would hate this. Skiddy sheets in the morning
What the fuck? Someone would have to not wipe their arse, then spread their cheeks and rub on the bed.
If you think that is likely you either live with a psycho, or you have problems.
Seriously, how can anyone love with someone whose hygiene standards they don’t trust.