To think this is gross..........

[CartWHEEL2008]

What are people’s views on this. It’s the middle of the night, DP has number two then comes back to bed completely naked. I find this unhygienic. I would never do that, would at least put a pair of pants on and defo have a mini shower (of private area) if sex was on the cards.
Am I being silly or does anyone else find the action gross?! Love him to bits but I don’t like when he does this at all

This made me laugh.
As long as he's wiped properly don't see issue. We never wear pj's to bed and I've never had a thought about hygiene hahaha

I wouldn't sleep with a man who didn't know how to wipe his own arse.

if I got a bit of shit on my arm, ie, bird or dog, I wouldn't be able to relax until I'd washed it, soap and water. No amount of tissue or toilet paper would make me feel confidently clean. I could not not rub vigorously with paper, then carry on my day. And that's kind of how I was with pooing, if I'd already showered, then pood, I'd want a quick mini-shower.
However, partner doesn't give a monkeys, so I'm not so fussy now. She can have diarrhoea all day long, spend the evening sweating and farting then hop straight into bed :(

Skidding sheets? Skiddy pants? Presuming these men are over the age of 18 they've been wiping their own bottom for about 15 years. At a minimum 1 poo a week = 780 and more regularly every day = 5475 opportunities to wipe the poo from your bottom and not get poo on your pants/sheets. That's a LOT of practice and I find it hard to believe she showers after every shit. I poo every day sometimes more than once and I shower once a day but I can't promise I always shit before my shower. What if I need to go at work?

I have white cotton sheets and DH sleeps naked and in 14 years together he has never skidded on the sheets! YABU and overly worried about your DP's ability to wipe his own arse.

That's grim! Dry loo paper doesn't clean properly. Wipes are better but still leave poo particles if he's hairy in that area (as most men are!) If he'd washed with a jug or hose and soap I wouldn't mind.

This is why I've always used wet toilet tissue and so do my kids. I could never use dry tissue yuk!

Downundetduchess.
D&V is diahorrea and vomiting.

As one who is married 30 years + it doesn't bother me.
As long as he wipes with toilet paper and gives his hands a good wash.
Perhaps you should have one of those toilets that gives you a wash and dry. Or install bum gun or bidet.

I would suggest toilet wipes. OP how do you ever have sex with your husband? humans are always shitting. Obvs I wouldn't find "just had a dirty great big shit, now come here and give me a blowjob" a particularly arousing initiation but I doubt he said that.

you would hope a grown man can wipe his own backside.

@SpamChaudFroid You articulated perfectly what I was trying to work out

I'm just going to leave this here:

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How precious are you 😂👏🏽

I'm sobbing I'm laughing so much at this thread.

@nickpan I completely agree!!! Don’t know why people find it so bizarre to feel a mini shower is reasonable after a poo?!!

If you are eating the right kind of diet, then a smear free poo is what you get. (did anyone mention Lucky Barry?)
Anyone who is unable to wipe away poo, and has to have a shower, needs to look at what they are eating.

Presuming these men are over the age of 18 they've been wiping their own bottom for about 15 years.

What??!

Surely men start wiping their own arses well (well, well) before they turn 18....!! 😂

Can I also ask wtf is a 'mini shower' this thread is bizarre and as a sufferer of IBS and a wonky gallbladder I would never be dry some days for having to jump in the shower after every poo.

Who said he gets shit on the sheets.

@CartWHEEL2008

Why the insults. I’m not weird, just don’t want to find shit on my sheets or smell it.

You said you don't want to find shit on your sheets (see above, in case you forget what you wrote) erm, so, if you're now saying you don't, what did you mean? And can you clarify please - does your husband smell of shit or not?

I'm not saying a disagree with you as such, I'm just a little concerned that, according to you, your fully functioning adult husband is unable to clean himself properly. I once had a cat like that and wouldn't let him in my bedroom.

@ChillaxingInMyKimono I think the PP meant that boys can wipe their own bums from around 3, so by the age of 18 they have been wiping for 15 years 😂

I’d say that if you can’t trust a man to wipe his arse properly, you probably shouldn’t be sharing a bed with him. I’ve got high standards

This

My DH used to get recurrent urinary infections until he started wearing pants in bed as he would sleep on his stomach and so I assume bacteria from his bum ended up in his urinary tract

😂😂😂
This really is the thread that just keeps giving

@ChillaxingInMyKimono I think pp meant that if these men are at least 18 they've been wiping their own arses for at least 15 years.

Having said that my 6 and 4 year old boys still struggle. Hopefully they'll have it down pat by the time they're 18.

I’m not sure what the issue is, does he smell when getting into bed or does it just put you off sex?

I agree he would need to put some boxers on, you can’t really dictate when he has a poo but when and if you spoon him on a night I wouldn’t like the thought of moist poopy arse cheeks touching my body

@Bwekfusth I did yes although my 6 and 3 year old need a bum check post poo still

By 18 I reckon they'll have cracked it