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To think this is gross..........

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CartWHEEL2008 · 27/05/2019 05:54

What are people’s views on this. It’s the middle of the night, DP has number two then comes back to bed completely naked. I find this unhygienic. I would never do that, would at least put a pair of pants on and defo have a mini shower (of private area) if sex was on the cards.
Am I being silly or does anyone else find the action gross?! Love him to bits but I don’t like when he does this at all Shock

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CartWHEEL2008 · 27/05/2019 07:34

Why the insults. I’m not weird, just don’t want to find shit on my sheets or smell it
Unless ur using wet wipes or some other wet option I’m not convinced you’re poo free. No way 😀

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Tinkobell · 27/05/2019 07:36

The DP is clearly someone who is comfy and at-one in his own skin. Actually that confidence is a turn on, as long as he’s spick and span post ablutions, great. Why waste time with pants!

Tinkobell · 27/05/2019 07:39

Well. If you’re not convinced he’s poo free op then you could ask him to bend for an inspection like a toddler. Then his poo won’t be the only thing going down the pan I suspect! 😀

dementedpixie · 27/05/2019 07:39

I do use moist wipes (actually I use a toilet tissue spritz) so I am sparkly clean

adaline · 27/05/2019 07:39

Just cause you can't trust yourself to wipe your arse properly, doesn't mean other people can't do it!

80sMum · 27/05/2019 07:40

I don't think dry loo paper cleans adequately. I always use a bidet or, if I'm out or away and there's no bidet available, wet wipes.

Happyspud · 27/05/2019 07:40

If you’re finding skids on your sheets or smelling it, that is your problem. Not the perfectly normal thing if doing a poo and not showering immediately.

Honestly, how do people live with their high levels of angst about everything. These same people presumedly let their partners offload bodily fluid into their vaginas.

lotusbell · 27/05/2019 07:41

Hang on, was he naked before he got up to poo or was he in pjs and has only now got naked? IS sex on the cards or is it just wishful thinking? You said yourself it's the middle of the night Shock

freshstartnewme · 27/05/2019 07:42

I would never do that, would at least put a pair of pants on and defo have a mini shower (of private area) if sex was on the cards.

I would definitely ask dh to shower before sex if he’d just had a poo.

Are these men smearing shit all over their dicks? Because I can't get my head around why a man going for a poo would impact sex Confused

whatswithtodaytoday · 27/05/2019 07:48

I can't work out how people get skiddy sheets. Are they inserting the sheet into their arse crack? How much poo are they leaving behind after wiping?

Also, 80smum and anyone else using wet wipes - do you put them down the loo? Haven't you seen fatbergs?

dementedpixie · 27/05/2019 07:49

No we put wipes in the lidded lined bathroom bin

AlexaAmbidextra · 27/05/2019 07:49

I don’t know how some people get through each day. I really don’t. 🙄

TheRealShatParp · 27/05/2019 07:50

This is fucking hilarious.

0ccamsRazor · 27/05/2019 07:55

Hahahaha 🤣

HennyPennyHorror · 27/05/2019 07:56

WhatsWithYou I used to think like you...could not work out how people got skid marks. Then I realised that I'm lucky enough to have a well functioning bowel....my poos come out clean. Many people's just don't.

When I poo then wipe, there's literally nothing on the paper. DH is NOT the same. But he's very clean so it's not a bother.

VaggieMight · 27/05/2019 07:59

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checkingforballoons · 27/05/2019 08:00

I just need to check, for my own peace of mind. People that are concerned about skid marked sheets - you are aware that your partner returning from the bathroom, holding open their arse cheeks and dragging themselves around on your bed in the manner of a dog with worms is unusual behaviour, yes?
I’m worried that there’s thousands of people out there doing this and no one has asked them not to because they don’t realise it’s somewhat frowned upon by the rest of us.

Kedgeree · 27/05/2019 08:01

So those who are using wet wipes and putting them in the bin, how long do they stay there? Bin full of poo-ey wipes? Shock Now that is gross.

dementedpixie · 27/05/2019 08:04

Wipe are only used as a final wipe so have minimal crap on them. I don't have a bin overflowing with poop and the bin is emptied regularly

RubberTreePlant · 27/05/2019 08:05

@dementedpixie I'm sure I'll regret asking but what is a "toilet tissue spritz"?

Duster12 · 27/05/2019 08:06

Dirty beggers on here trying to imply the OP is dirty. No one but you 'all shit and no shower skiddy bed sheets' posters think that though..

OldSpeclkledHen · 27/05/2019 08:07

@Downunderduchess diarrhoea and vomiting 🤢

@CartWHEEL2008 you are quite entitled to your opinion (as is everyone!) so don't understand that you're upset as some others don't agree with you 🙈

dementedpixie · 27/05/2019 08:08

www.freshx.co.uk

Turns toilet roll into a wipe that can be flushed. I found it once in Tesco and haven't seen it since

Thatsashame · 27/05/2019 08:08

I dont understand why people dont use water after a number 2 to wash. Toilet paper doesnt clean poo off completley. Water to wash with a bottle or bidet. Then toilet paper to dry. But we are from the middle east and normal here.

DoneLikeAKipper · 27/05/2019 08:11

Is this the poo troll Confused.

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