to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

Vegetarian here - I don't spit or swallow, I sense the danger and duck behind a leg in one, conveniently timed, leap

Your logic is really really bizarre. First off, you have absolutely no idea if the people who object to using other people's bones are all a bunch of cock suckers. Let alone a bunch of dirty cock suckers. You've literally made up that connection in your head. Which is... random at best.

Secondly the analogy just doesn't work. Unless you're referring to some kind of oral sex orgy where everyone else has had a suck before you put it in your mouth. Perhaps I'm just a bit vanilla but I didn't think that kind of thing was very common amongst the mumsnet user profile.

You really need to not take the bone thing so seriously. We all have our own little hygiene quirks that others don't worry about - shoes off in the house, no loo brush, special towel wash blah blah blah. Don't take it so personally

It's a question I have often asked myself when reading MN responses. Not particularly in relation to the gnawing of chicken bones but more in relation to hygiene issues that are considered disgusting by posters. I always think her poor dh, no oral pleasure for him so.

do chickens have penises

Of course they do! Tut

I won't use gnawed bones for soup
So I bought a turkey crown
And dip your dick in dettol
Or I ain't going down

You say what?

Well I would never have connected chicken bones with a dick 😳.
But thinking about it in more depth your on to something 🤔 a turkey hanging thingymajig does resemble a ballbag 🤣.
Chicken bones or dick eithers got to be more tasty than a greggs vegan sausage roll lol

See now I like a nice boning session

Ahhhh Mumsnet. The gift that keeps on giving.

In the interests of research...
I have never made stock. Seems like far too much hassle to me!
I quite enjoy sucking cock though. Apparently I'm very good at it

e1y1 - oh god save us and preserve us.

@e1y1 oh my god goes off to bleach eyes

I gotta see what the message on this one is!

I agree - lots of posts about washing towels after one use. clean pjs everynight paranoia, disinfecting everything - but how do you do sex stuff keeping to these standards?

I'll only go down on DH if he uses chicken lard as a lubricant. Wouldn't boil chicken bones though, would put Knorr out of business!

Not deleted yet?

Has anyone actually reported this yet? There’s no point complaining and then sitting back doing nothing.

OP, I get you, your experiences of oral have involved manky cocks.

Not all cocks are the same

I don’t want this thread deleted. I’m just here to find out how many vegans/vegetarians like oral. fills in form for gofundme to support important study.

Always keep in mind, that if you go down and the cock has feathers, it’s the wrong kind of cock. Unless it’s a furry, then that’s just all kinds of wrong.

I have a friend who is obsessed with cleanliness. Don't know about her oral habits, but she always changes the sheets straight after sex.

Rock n roll.

RTFT it's not going to be deleted

Yuk

I'm just here to see if anybody had suggested a penis beaker yet. I was not disappointed.