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to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

258 replies

Dipdedickindetol · 21/05/2019 09:07

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

OP posts:
NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 21/05/2019 10:55

What a bizarre corrolation??

Since MNHQsay all is dandy behind the scenes is this a regular poster trying to gage disgustingness??

JaneJeffer · 21/05/2019 10:59

At least here's no smutty innuendo that can be made from that.
You'll need a lot of stuffing.

Summerorjustmaybe · 21/05/2019 11:01

Would you tell your turkey its bootiful?

WorraLiberty · 21/05/2019 11:02

Naught, it's a TAAT from yesterday.

Basically the OP stated she serves food to her family with chicken bones in, and then scrapes the nibbled/sucked/chewed bones off their plates into a saucepan to make chicken stock.

Some most people thought it a tad gross and unnecessary.

ItsHardToExplain · 21/05/2019 11:03

What about vegetarians?

NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 21/05/2019 11:06

worra yeah i posted before i'd read the whole thing.
I'd litterslly got to the bit before OP said she was trying to work out the double standards which is what i meant. If people found gnawing chicken bojes for stock disgusting how far down the scale would they go before saying i'm not sticking that in my mouth.

Although on second thoughts i can see the confusion between Cock amd well Cock

maddening · 21/05/2019 11:07

I am veggie, just object to dead meat as far as I am aware.

WBWIFE · 21/05/2019 11:10

@Marvinmarvinson LOL 😂😂😂

Nousernameforme · 21/05/2019 11:41

what does IJHFTDM! mean

OnceUponAThread · 21/05/2019 11:41

Also posting for deletion

cricketmum84 · 21/05/2019 12:00

@Nousernameforme

I'm Just Here For The Deletion Message 😂

6demandingchildren · 21/05/2019 12:01

Do vegans really not swallow?????
(I'm a 46 year old novice)

Cautionsharpblade · 21/05/2019 12:06

Do vegans really not swallow?????

Of course we swallow, it’s our only source of vitamin B12

SavvyBlancBlonde · 21/05/2019 12:09

@CautionSharpBlade

LMFAO! Grin

AnneTwackie · 21/05/2019 12:09

I don’t mind sucking on the juicy bones but I draw the line at smelly giblets.

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 21/05/2019 12:11

I want to make a joke about schmaltz and chicken skin but I'm too tired. I'll just leave it here and I'm sure someone clever will come up with something Grin

SuperLoudPoppingAction · 21/05/2019 12:12

Vegetarian lesbian here - really struggling to relate to the premise of this thread.

Being a long standing poster isn't immunity from posting in a goady way is it?

AnneTwackie · 21/05/2019 12:16

@superloudpoppingaction chicken wings?

CurtainsOpen · 21/05/2019 12:19

Are you inviting us all round for dinner? I hope that's where this is going.

chuttypicks · 21/05/2019 12:21

I love your war of thinking @Baskerville !

Gth1234 · 21/05/2019 12:23

post 2. Reported?

Really? Why?

rubberduckyyouretheone · 21/05/2019 12:24

One annoys my IBS and one doesn't.

TopBitchoftheWitches · 21/05/2019 12:26

Ijhftdm

cricketmum84 · 21/05/2019 12:28

@Cautionsharpblade don't tell my DH that! I've just spent a fortune on B12 supplements at H&B and he would just love to know there's a cheaper way of topping me up 😂😂

AnxiousMcAnxiousFace · 21/05/2019 12:29

I suppose a bone is a bone is a bone (er)