to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

Interesting. I thought that majority would be ok with oral sex. Are you implying that there are people who are squeamish about it? And about what exactly: oral sex as such or swallowing sperm (which is, strictly speaking, not necessary?)

I see what people are doing here. They are being cowards. They think to laugh and call for deletion is a safe, adult option. But I will grace you with the answer: I used to boil old bones for stock when I never swallowed sperm; but then I decided against the bones (like, thought it's best not to use them if we all ate meat of them and licked them) but took up swallowing spunk. It's not related though. In the end I decided against swallowing and still not use the bones. It might not be the answer you want to hear but at least I tried to do what I can for you :))

You know what, I agree with the op.

Any person who doesn't heartily knaw on a pork chop bone ain't likely to be into the old oral

Vegetarian lesbian here - really struggling to relate to the premise of this thread.

^^

Just pretend it's aubergine

Cautionsharpblade

Hahahaha 🤣 I laughed way too hard at that.

Vegetarian lesbian here - really struggling to relate to the premise of this thread

I want to see what kind of product Quorn can produce to replace that!

BloodyDisgrace I feel a little ill after reading that. 🤢 HOWEVER, I do have some advice for you.

If it’s love, swallow
If it’s lust, spit it out

If you want to show off, then gargle.

I don't give oral sex to my family though, nor kiss them.

I've never considered chicken bones and blow jobs in the same thought before - well that's a new experience for me....

S1naidSucks you're the expert

That was quite the mental leap!

Vegetarian lesbian here - really struggling to relate to the premise of this thread

Quorn cocktail sausage anyone?

I won’t eat a bruised banana but I will put an unwashed cock in my mouth...?

I still don't understand how we've gotten to dick sucking from a thread about stock?

I must be getting too old to get these jokes.

OP, if you make stock in the same way that you suck dick then you are doing it wrong.

It's a fair question...

Wow Mumsnet is on fine form

Thanks bloodydisgrace.

Didn't think this was goady at all. I just don't understand the Mumsnet obsession with germ avoidance in one domain (cooking) whilst not being equally obsessed in another, arguably more erm dirty, domain (oral sex).

I wonder if it's that we suspend our squeamishness when we've got the horn in a way we don't when we're you're cooking stock. Otherwise, if you find one disgusting you must, logically find the other disgusting, no?

Sucking cock, cooking stock..
One is foul, the other fowl..

This soup that your making OP, is it cock a leekie per chance? I'm sure you will gobble it up if so.
I like cock a leekie, but i can get into a bit of a mess with it at times.

By the way, i'm a laydee, i don't spit.

I'm vegetarian and I quite like oral so who knows.

No, no managedmis an aubergine is a dick (with or without raindrops).

Can never find penis stock pots in the supermarket. Plenty of beef, vegetable and chicken ones. I blame Heston Bloomingthing. He's the squeamish on I bet.

RedForShort - you see, that's where you're going wrong. They never sell it as penis stock; it's cock stock, which some foreign manufacturers inaccurately translate as chicken stock. So you've probably been imbibing merrily for years.

I’m a vegetarian bisexual so chicken bones really aren’t my bag and tbh if I am going to town on any genitals I wouldn’t like them to be any more than about 18 hours from their last good wash.

Sucking cock, cooking stock..
One is foul, the other fowl..
But the OP's question is which is which?

Well, if the cock you are sucking really is cock, then that is both fowl and foul, surely?

Still, I guess the logic goes that if you do not object to sucking a filthy penis, then why would you object to sucking a cockerel? Or something like that.

I give up .