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Aibu to feel the absolute RAGE with this Tinder date?

405 replies

Pulipatchouli · 16/05/2019 22:50

I met a guy for a date and really liked him.
We fell out. Because I left a card through his letterbox which he said endangered his vulnerable clients. Obviously i found this offensive and utterly ridiculous. I'm sure his postman violates his mailbox often!
He keeps messaging me to say 'thanks for the lovely book you sent me but I don't want to go out with you'
And other patronising shit .
I am full of RAGE.

Because he acts like I am sending him presents to win him back when he is obviously a vain plonker!!
And breathe

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pineapplebryanbrown · 20/05/2019 20:47

Does he have a cat? And a cat flap? You could clean his house and leave a rose on his pillow. And a pube.

DanglyTassles · 20/05/2019 21:06

Yes and maybe place an origami horse's head on his pillow too.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 20/05/2019 21:22

Wonder how the card/book recipient is getting on with his new identity

Medicatingoneself · 20/05/2019 21:23

For anyone who is interested in sending cards like sharon, funkypigeon.com have 35% off if you use the code MIRROR35

Buzzieone · 20/05/2019 21:31

😂😂😂

pineapplebryanbrown · 20/05/2019 21:50

How about this horse's head?

Aibu to feel the absolute RAGE with this Tinder date?
DanglyTassles · 20/05/2019 22:01
Grin
Livingoncake · 20/05/2019 22:12

Unless I find out who these vulnerable clients are and why they’re reading his post, my day will be ruined. Ruined!

TheInebriati · 20/05/2019 22:23

thighofrelief101 whats the etiquette here? Does one leave a pube on the pillow or his toothbrush?

pineapplebryanbrown · 20/05/2019 23:01

I think the pube should be nestled in an open ring box.

kamelo · 20/05/2019 23:18

I just have this image of the postman "violating" his letterbox often. Shock

DanglyTassles · 20/05/2019 23:28

Should the pube sport a solitaire diamond?

Itswinternow · 20/05/2019 23:47

Haven't been this confused since Boswell.

Jizzonmyface · 20/05/2019 23:59

I'm so upset that I scrolled through 15 pages and didnt find answers 😂😂😂

DanielRicciardosSmile · 21/05/2019 00:03

@Itswinternow you had to go there, didn't you? Every time I read the name Boswell I lose the game.

Whatdidthecardsay · 21/05/2019 00:03

@Jizz you’re telling me.

pineapplebryanbrown · 21/05/2019 00:12

Dangly I think the pube should have a little tiny glitter love heart 🖤 attached to it. Snip off the follicle in case DNA tests are run. Also, if you have snaggly teeth don't leave bite marks anywhere.

pineapplebryanbrown · 21/05/2019 00:13

Is there a Boswell game? Do tell.

Dangly is my personal Boswell.

Itswinternow · 21/05/2019 00:23

@Daniel my apologies 😂😂

@thigh google at your own risk

pineapplebryanbrown · 21/05/2019 00:39

Is it this?

Aibu to feel the absolute RAGE with this Tinder date?
jinglet · 21/05/2019 01:15

Who's Sharon?

FoxSquadKitten · 21/05/2019 07:50

I just have this image of the postman "violating" his letterbox often.

Must be quite painful 😖😲

Thanks DanielRicciardosSmile, I've just lost the game 😩

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 21/05/2019 08:20

aww please tell us the end of the story OP!

Itswinternow · 21/05/2019 13:15

@thigh if you Google Boswell mumsnet its the 2nd search result.

Buzzieone · 21/05/2019 18:41

Nooooo Boswell still plagues my thoughts every so often 😖