Hi everyone,
I had some really upsetting personal news after posting, so have been away for a few days.
Your replies were hilarious and not everyone assumed I am Glenn Close.
Had a LOVELY date that ended up at his house (naughty but fun).
Argued over text the next week.
I thought about it, and thought well we got on really well, I ll just post him a card and say 'do you fancy going for a coffee'. Something light.
He sent me a LOVELY voicemail, really encouraging, really jolly, after the card.
So thinking we were going retro, doing cards and voicemail which can be fun instead of just messaging, I posted him another little card through his door a few days later, playing it cool but trying to be funny and entertaining.
So felt horribly humiliated to received a weird message saying I was endangering his vulnerable clients by posting him a letter ( he does therapies in his house but it was a letterbox, I didn't appear naked in his garden, post a horse's head, anthrax or any of your hilarious suggestions).
I felt humiliated and confused about his volte-face and thought 'what a pompous twat', why encourage me one minute and burn me the next. It was confusing and hurtful.
So OBS I just left it. As you would.
To my horror two days later I received ANOTHER message from him, really patronising and awful, thanking him for the 'gifts' I had sent him and explaining gently that he didn't want to see me.
So I repeat, I did not send him anything, but the fact he treated me like a stalker that was chasing him enraged me further.
This made me grind my teeth with such rage at the ENTITLEMENT and PATRONISING manner that I drank too much beer and resorted to Aibu.
See how much more entertaining your own guesses were?
And yes, he is utterly blocked after I sent him some good Anglo-Saxon insults.