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to be super puzzled why my elbow stinks

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samsamsamsamsamsam · 08/05/2019 20:57

what on earth...... I am clean. I am always clean. However for the past few days my right elbow (the crook of it) has been omitting a god awful stench. I can't wash it off. It is foul.

It smells like feet and rot and awfulness. There is no broken skin, it just looks like a normal elbow. WTF.

why is this happening? anyone got any ideas? soap isn't doing anything!

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TheInvestigator · 12/05/2019 23:01

@Enidthecat

Why are you turning your arm the opposite way?

It's not the elbow she's talking about, it's the crease in your arm. The bit that creases when you bend your elbow, on the inside of you arm. Not the outside. You just need to bend your arm across your face and the crease will be at your noise.

nakedscientist · 12/05/2019 23:24

Vinegar = acetic acid= yeast infection so canestan should do

Enidthecat · 13/05/2019 01:29

@theinvestigator this is what occurred to me after trying to sniff the other side! It's been a long day and I'm 37 weeks pregnant..

Skinny1969 · 13/05/2019 01:38

Sorry fuck that take it off with a rusty saw

Marlboroandmalbec34 · 13/05/2019 07:25

Someone else could be doing the trepanning. It's not just a DIY risk.

Do love these threads 😂

Illbeagransoon · 13/05/2019 10:30

love 'underbow'!

samsamsamsamsamsam · 13/05/2019 11:26

Oh my my my the canesten is working!

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LakieLady · 13/05/2019 11:34

Great news, sam.

Now tell us how you got thrush of the elbow... Wink

Bignosenobum · 13/05/2019 11:38

Thanks am now paranoid. Keep sniffing elbows. Grin

PurpleCrazyHorse · 13/05/2019 11:59

Have I just sat here and read an 18 page thread about smelly elbows that started last Wednesday? Grin

theemmadilemma · 13/05/2019 12:17

Oh not the end of smellbow. What we will do now?

Ragglesnaggle · 13/05/2019 12:18

This has made me so happy.

TheLittleDogLaughed · 13/05/2019 12:42

samsamsamsamsamsam I still think you should amputate and / or do some DIY brain surgery without Hibiscrub.

LeatherFace · 13/05/2019 12:47

Check your ear hasn’t gone wrong first.
Smile

Innersmellbow · 13/05/2019 12:48

A brand new case of Fungalbow.

Glad it's improving op - strange it's just the one side....

TheLittleDogLaughed · 13/05/2019 13:24

LeatherFace I see a career ahead of us in medical diagnosis and treatment.

MindfulBear · 13/05/2019 15:41

Love this thread. Receiving odd looks as I giggle at my desk. Have tried smelling the inside of my elbow but might have to wait until later!

So OP - has Smellbow gone now? How did you get it?!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/05/2019 19:15

Smellbow should be in classics.

I've also learnt from this thread never to attempt diy brain surgery with Hibiscrub or even Hibiscuses for that matter.
Bloody love MN as you learn something new nearly every day!

NicoAndTheNiners · 13/05/2019 19:52

Someone has written a book on smellbows. Acinetobactor is probably the culprit.

to be super puzzled why my elbow stinks
Haggisfish · 13/05/2019 19:59

FungalbowGrin

Alizzle · 17/05/2019 20:57

Smelbow
Smelbow
Smelly smelly bow
Why are you stinking meeeeee?

picklemepopcorn · 17/05/2019 21:03

You need dr armpit. He explains it all. Let me find the link...

picklemepopcorn · 17/05/2019 21:04

www.drarmpit.com

TheLittleDogLaughed · 17/05/2019 21:47

picklemepopcorn an armpit isn’t an elbow.

picklemepopcorn · 18/05/2019 08:45

Indeed not. However, he explains that you can 'catch' someone else's armpit biome and even have different biomes in each armpit. If you can have one sweet and one smelly armpit, then surely elbows can do the same. He also talks about how to change the microbiome.

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