AIBU do you like your partners penis

[lowlycattle]

AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

Of course I do. It's part of him and he is lush even after 23 years!

Such a shock that the genuine MN user OP didn't come back to the thread... or maybe they are just reading but not interacting

It's always eager and pleased to see me but there is a slight issue as only one eye. Sometimes the diminished eyesight makes him try to enter the wrong door, which results in him nearly getting his helmet snapped clean off his head when the door is slammed shut!

Lol!

That ones visits me occasionally too.

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No I don't. It's half dead at the best of times.

It all depends on what his penis is doing at the time.

He once drew a face on it to make me laugh. (Googly eyes, the whole shebang) Honestly, since then I've felt it's missing something.

100% getting DH to do this

No - yucky

I wonder how people would react if a man asked the equivalent question of his lady’s bits? Outrage no doubt. But then women go on about equality blah blah on other threads. So hypocritical. This world drives me mad. Full of bs.

SB your the second person to make this point yhe response was yes men do have these discusion tje difference is 2omen dont police what men dont talk about.

Also this is a light hearted thread which was started as troll thread. No one is being deogratry towards men and as i've pointed put some have been rather complementry

What a bizarre topic for a thread.

And - 187 posts and counting - OP has not been back. Which I find weird (and so it would seem does MN, though they assure us they have no grounds to think this is a troll).

Usual rules apply - do pause for a moment and ask whether you want the info you share to be used by a bridge dweller with a box of kleenex on the arm of the sofa? (If you don't care, fine, crack on, talk about your partner's knob all you want... )

@sb74

Um are you reading the same thread I am?

Op is a troll and has been trolled back.

It may be lighthearted but women are so desperate to show they’re equal to men nowadays, and how they should be taken seriously, and how men shouldn’t patronise them etc yet talk like this?! It’s pathetic. Whether it’s a troll thing or not many people have indulged this ridiculous behaviour by commenting. If people want to be seen as an individual and not treated a certain way because of their gender then don’t talk like this in the first place. It contradicts the whole argument many women have. Don’t complain about men’s attitudes towards you when you lower yourself to this rubbish. You bring it on yourself.

If a woman jokingly writes about her husband's penis you think she doesnt deserve equality? Are you fucking thick or what?

Men already do talk about women's bodies. They make porn, page three, and "Horny housewives from Croydon want you" and they still get male privilege. When do they deserve less than equality?

Sb74 - you ok hun?

Please can you explain how wanting equal pay and end to sexual assault is undermined by a joke about someone's husband putting googly eyes on his dick? Because if you cant explain it you're just going to look like a not very bright misogynist

I’m not thick at all, I’m highly intelligent. I think it’s you that must be thick prince of pies If you do not understand how ridiculous this thread is.

How do you know any of us who have posted are women Sb74? The op doesn’t fit the typical MN demographic, being three cocks and Theresa May, who knows if any of the other posters are female?

Who knew women brought it all on themselves with dick jokes. When did the dick jokes start as Im pretty sure women weren't allowed equality in biblical times but I dont remember any references to Mary making dick jokes about Joseph.

If you can’t see it I’m not wasting my time explaining anything to you. Anyone with half a brain would understand how ridiculous this thread is... and I’m fine hun.

I’m not thick at all, I’m highly intelligent

I can tell by your inability to make a coherent argument.

It is a ridiculous rhread. that is the point
But only a ridiculous person would claim women brought inequality on themselves by not being more reverential to men's dicks.

I’ve made my argument but you clearly just don’t understand.