AIBU do you like your partners penis

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AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

Shooting blanks..

This is a thing a beauty though. Absinthe willy.

fizzy should we give our stong penis a name.

my dh likes Teresa May’s penis. YANBU

Which one orange Teresa has several penises hasnt she Boris for one, Reese-mogg for another.

I used a very, very small model for too many years, the size was unsatisfactory but it did last long. After that I briefly used a very big model, which felt nice to the touch, but unfortunately powered down after about 20 seconds, which meant that it didn't do the job for me. For the last six years I have been using the most average model that I could find and I'm most satisfied about the size and use. It's very clean and I like looking at it.

Oh they are horrible when you see them out of context aren't they.

Names -

Captain Jingle
The READY RECKONER
Wee Veiny Bob
Proud Pete, The Housewives' Choice

i could go on

Your names are better than mine i'd got as far as william, richard or peter. fizzy

Absolutely love my dh meaty penis , he has to warn me in advance, il only let him put the tip in.

Naughttothree does that become Teresa May’s Penii then? Or Penes? Should we ask Mr Hinds?

Do you actally think Damian would know orange

I did womder if it should be penii but apparently all three penii, penes and penises are suitiable

If this was fodder for a wank bank, it has backfired

Yes, indeed.

Omzlas please tell the stitches are from the birth(s) and not from your DP ?

He once drew a face on it to make me laugh. (Googly eyes, the whole shebang) Honestly, since then I've felt it's missing something.

it’s so shiny you can see your face in the end of it, all wonky like you’re looking in a spoon.

lovely stuff.

Yes it’s like a happy dolphin!

Love it😂😂😂 as long as it works and is clean what does it matter

I’m saying this tentatively but there seems to be quite some hostility to men here. Imagine a thread where men discussed their wives vulvas and compared them to- well I’ll leave you to imagine. Wouldn’t sound so good.

Amazon review of penis:

Smaller than advertised. Requires a lot of upkeep. Takes a long time to recharge, but otherwise fairly reliable.
⭐️⭐️⭐️

I only have an Ex-penis, sadly. It definitely delivered very, very quickly, rather too quickly for my liking. I had to forward it to it’s new owner once I realised it seemed to prefer living there. I expect it’s still faulty, only delivers blanks and, while larger than average, it had a tendency to lean to the right which wasn’t particularly attractive.

Oh my days I'm literally crying with laughter here, my family thinks I've lost the plot and I'm starting to sound like Mutley (only those over a certain age will know who that is). The kids are asking me what I'm reading, nothing just a funny story, no I can't read it out, now get on with your homework

I showed my partner who's first question was, is that your post, no it's not, do you intend to add your answer, no darling of course not (5* stars by the way although can have fast delivery if not careful)
He's has now left room so I can post this (must remember to not show him further comments)

I’m saying this tentatively but there seems to be quite some hostility to men here. Imagine a thread where men discussed their wives vulvas and compared them to- well I’ll leave you to imagine. Wouldn’t sound so good.
Those kind of threads definitely exist but strangely women don't go to the forums to police what men say about them and their vulvas.
Some men seem strangely drawn to mumsnet, considering how offended they get

Men's cocks are hilarious. My husband's is so big he uses the damn thing as a pogo stick.

I love it. Especially as it’s just had a haircut.

I'm a fan

Where is the hostility towards men, a number of the reviews are wow i love my man his penis is not something i consider or a rather jokey i've had penises tjat dont fit now i have one tjat rattles my overies and it does me amazingly.

Its actally quite complementry towards users men folk and their penii