Lion bar con

[iwantatattoo]

My Husband is a lion tamer and was horrified when he sliced open a Lion bar this evening.
It looks nothing like a lion, very misleading!

YANBU. I bought a 'Penguin' bar the other day. Imagine my disappointment on finding it only contained chocolate.

That's nothing - I've been waiting months for my Creme egg to hatch!

Ha ha

Yanbu. They destroyed lion bars! Nothing like they used to be 😣

for you screaming valenta

frostyapples I had bought of those so called cream eggs the other day and it was impossible to crack into the frying pan. Waste of money.

You should have seen the mess I got when I tried to hard boil a couple!

Both my Mars bar and Galaxy seemed rather mundane.

I’ve just poured the whole bottle out to make sure and there are NO FAIRIES in this bottle of fairy.

Was it a mumsnet recommendated lion bar?

Wine definitely doesn’t whine though

I opened a Galaxy. My disappointment when there were no stars was palpable.

You lot don't know you're born!
I caught a double decker last night outside work. I'm still not bloody home.

All my apples rolled off down a hill cos my wagon wheels were made of bloody chocolate!

Sabine my omelette was ruined.

Fenella I think the fairies might escape in the bubbles?

Oh, this explains why my bank account was still sad after eating some millionaire's shortbread

It's disgraceful. I got caught by the subliminal advertising, I reckon. I'm fumming.

And my Yorkie contained no dogs. Sad.

Double Decker..... absolutely useless. Hasn't taken us anywhere.... awaiting my refund.

You're disappointed? I was longing for a large family so I bought a bag of jelly babies. Do you know they're just sweets?? I'm outraged!

That's National Express for you.

That thing they call a Picnic? Where's the scotch eggs? WHERE are the pork pies? I'll write to my MP.

You think you’ve got problems? I tried sewing some Cadbury Buttons onto my coat and now everything is ruined.

I was so disappointed my Kit Kat didn't start singing 'Cabaret' when I opened it.

Can you show us a picture and blow our minds though?

Ate some Smarties earlier. Still waiting...