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Who should be the new James Bond.

363 replies

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 07:29

I have started watching Turn Up Charlie. I think he would be great as Bond. Bit of a departure what with the East End accent and looking (struggling to say what I mean accurately here) . A bit rough around the edges looking rather than polished if you see what I mean. And yes. He is a non minger crush of mine😀! Or a woman. Suggestions?

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Fazackerley · 18/03/2019 08:11

I know he has grey eyes in the book and black hair. Scottish father Swiss mother so unlikely to be anything other than white.

animaginativeusername · 18/03/2019 08:12

@Tinkerbell456 anyone who accused you of racism or hate is the idiot, nothing wrong with Moslem as spelling, and that's me speaking from Muslim background. I'm sorry

NameChangeNugget · 18/03/2019 08:13

Andrew Whyment

Fazackerley · 18/03/2019 08:13

Yes I get the hoagy Carmichael thing. But I read all the books avidly as a teen.

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 08:14

Thanks Animaginative. I was a bit surprised myself😮!

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FuckertyBoo · 18/03/2019 08:14

I really enjoyed Spectre. Agree that MeToo means they need to tone down the creepy womanising and pointless, prop female characters, who always get killed off.

I think the Piers Brosnan ones were a little creepy and too silly for me. When Bourne came along it made Bond look so dated.

SoupDragon · 18/03/2019 08:14

I'd like to put in a vote for Chiwetel Ejiofor. I think Idris is too "east end".

I do think it's tricky to introduce a black Bond given there is an established back story that wouldn't quite fit. It's not completely undoable though. I dont think they would ever do it mind you.

HalfBloodPrincess · 18/03/2019 08:14

Thought of some more, in the the ‘known’ but not ‘well known’

Robert Sheehan
Jimmy Akingbola
Nicholas Hoult

Dd(15) wants it to be Tom Holland (her newest crush

SaucyJack · 18/03/2019 08:14

Chris Hemsworth would be terrible. I love the man, but he’s more Bondi beach than Bond.

Bond must be British.

Fazackerley · 18/03/2019 08:16

The bond with the French girl in it was terrible and pervy. She was too young for him and it was massively ew

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 08:17

Idris sweaty😱! Lrt’s Settle this outside !

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Fazackerley · 18/03/2019 08:17

Lol Grin

SoupDragon · 18/03/2019 08:18

I wonder if they'll go with someone younger and popular with the "youth" to try and refresh the films?

Frangipane · 18/03/2019 08:18

Not sure Andrew Scott (Moriarty) gorgeous though he is, would be right for the part of a British agent. He is Irish! No disrespect intended, being Irish is a free pass to anything in my book, but a British agent should be at least British.

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 08:19

Soup dragon. Justin Beiber😀?

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SoupDragon · 18/03/2019 08:19

😂

ShatnersWig · 18/03/2019 08:20

@Frangipane Some actors can actually lose their accents you know, for roles. David Tennant, aforementioned Chris Hemsworth for two. Dunno if Scott can.

MyPatronusIsAnOrca · 18/03/2019 08:20

James Norton would make a great Bond.

Idris would have made a great Bond too but maybe a few years ago and perhaps even instead of DC.

But my nomination is definitely for James Norton!

Notmyrealname855 · 18/03/2019 08:21

Yes!! Also not a weird age gap with the love interest!

Hello Chiwetel Ejiofor, he’s very suave.

Do the books just say Bond’s mum is Swiss, not mention her ethnicity? She could be anything then :) Does DC look like Hoagy Carmichael? No (thank god), so don’t think the producers should feel constrained on ethnicity either

EyeDrops · 18/03/2019 08:21

Years ago, James Purefoy would have been wonderful. Too old now sadly!

Someone like Dan Stevens? He's done a few action things since Downton Abbey.

FuckertyBoo · 18/03/2019 08:22

If you mean Spectre Fazackerley, I actually think she was the right age, but DC is getting on a bit to be playing Bond. If they’d dated when he made Casino Royale, they wouldn’t have had much of an age gap, as she must be early thirties, as she was a fully fledged doctor and he was thirties too.

Am I thinking too much about this Grin?

Bagpuss5 · 18/03/2019 08:22

Tom Hardy would be wasted in such a prescripted ( think that's a word) role.
Did anyone see him in Locke. He's the only character in the film.

Fazackerley · 18/03/2019 08:23

Do black people have blue grey eyes? Bond was deffo not black. Not to say that he shouldn't be in the films if they find somone decent. IMO bond should have a sad streak.

SoupDragon · 18/03/2019 08:25

Do black people have blue grey eyes?

Sean Connery didn't.

SoupDragon · 18/03/2019 08:25

But yes, black people can have blue/grey eyes.