Standard MN replies...

[STOPSCRATCHINGTHECRADLECAP]

-Wow. You've got too much time on your hands if that's all you've got to worry about.

-LTB

• You sound like hard work
  

• You're over reacting [about absolutely anything].
  

• wow. Just wow.
  

-this has been done before (as will this thread have been).

Anymore standard replies?
I see at least one on every single thread.
It's as though there has to be a Standard Arsehold reply.

Any others?

[Newadventure]

Op agrees to doing something minor that they can't really be arsed with but were trying to be nice.

MN user: you cleary have issues with boundaries, you may want to look up the freedom project

[Lizzie48]

LTB
Get your ducks in a row
Precious snowflakes
Don't be that parent
No is a complete sentence
Go NC

[PlainSpeakingStraightTalking]

If you drive pasts X house and they ask for a lift - they are a CF, and should pay for 4 new wheels, weekly

[newtownstarling]

Yawn

[PlainSpeakingStraightTalking]

MIL dares to put the kettle on in my house - go NC, she has no boundaries.

[unanimousdecision]

This post has me giggling!!!

By the way, what does LTB mean?! I've seen that a lot but fairly new here!

[NameyMcNameChange1]

Any thread about a celebrity ‘who is George Clooney/ Megan Markle/ Ed Sheeran? Never heard of them.’ Which is annoying as they’ve bothered to read and respond to a thread that usually has the celebrities name in the title anyway and then pretend to never have heard of this person (no matter how famous) when they obviously know who it is and even if they don’t JFGI!

[NameyMcNameChange1]

Also ‘that made me giggle so hard my dh asked me what the matter was’

[Houseonahill]

Haha my favourite one have been said already but

"Can you take in some ironing" like there are droves of people standing on the street desperate to hand over their clothes

"Not enough protein with that meal" as if one lacking in protein meal will cause the body to shut down overnight.

[IrmaFayLear]

Pulls up chair and grabs popcorn

[GraceMarks]

Imagine if a woman had posted that about her DH, there would be cries of LTB. Classic MN double standards.

[Lizzie48]

@unanimousdecision LTB stands for Leave The Bastard.

[unanimousdecision]

@Lizzie48 Ahhhhh thank you! This explains a lot!

[Quintella]

'not your circus, not your monkeys'

People who use that one think they're a proper old sage.

[INoahGuy]

That was hilarious! I almost spat my coffee all over my keyboard

[CheeseRolls]

I don't want to read and run

Placemarking


Name changed for this but been around years (quoting beakers, pears and better quality ham)

[PanGalaticGargleBlaster]

"we have had our ups and downs like every relationship"

[Jojoanna]

This will go well

[PerpendicularVincent]

Are those judgy pants giving you a wedgie OP? You must be perfect

[GreenWingers]

• I feel sorry for your DC
• No... not goady at all
• A small glass at New Year's and maybe if it's a landmark birthday

[PooleySpooley]

I am sat in the Drs surgery waiting for my son and I have to close this thread because I am about to burst out laughing

[GunpowderGelatine]

Anything about dogs or animals - "Dogs aren't cruel, they don't break you heart and aren't nasty to you".

That because they can't speak. I judge people for being this dim.

[JustAnotherPoster00]

OP: AIBU?

MN:YES!!!

OP: Massive drip feed

Whats your AIBU OP?

Its a limit not a target

[Fillybuster]

Here, have my first ever

[GunpowderGelatine]

And massive LOL @JaneyJimplin so true you can't just say "no" and nothing else in a conversation