Standard MN replies...

[STOPSCRATCHINGTHECRADLECAP]

-Wow. You've got too much time on your hands if that's all you've got to worry about.

-LTB

• You sound like hard work

• You're over reacting [about absolutely anything].

• wow. Just wow.

-this has been done before (as will this thread have been).

Anymore standard replies?
I see at least one on every single thread.
It's as though there has to be a Standard Arsehold reply.

Any others?

Needs more protein, why not add some chicken or a chunk of cheese.

Just serve them up some picky bits or a rotisserie chicken, salad and crusty bread.

Can't you get a cleaner?

How old are you? The language you use makes you sound very young....

You sound like hard work OP.

Leave him

Ha, yes, bread must always be crusty.

Well, at my DC's highly academic grammar/independent/outstanding school....

Have you thought about getting a nanny?

Have you thought about getting a cleaner?

Book a spa day

Get a doula

the replies would be VERY different if the sexes were reversed

double standards

nanny share

rent the spare room

sell everything you own on ebay/gumtree/FB marketplace

Cant you just use pasta ?

LTB (of course )

Seperate finances all the way

But his money is family money and you should have access to it. All of it.

olives and hummous in every lunch box said no one ever

"Surely it's not your money it's all family money? "

I dont understand green and red days

He's 16 and wont load the washing machine? throw him out

So, your 32, with MH issues, no educational attainment - WTF are you living at home?

His mum is ill in hospital and he visits her - mummies boy

It must be half term

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