To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Oh my god! I am sort of slightly disturbed that anyone thought of some of these combos! A bit impressed too ... I am pretty vanilla in my secret eating - just the odd spoon of jam/lemon curd/peanut butter from the jar.

Chocolate digestives with chocolate spread on top.

Cream Crackers with a slice of cheese and a spoonful of marmalade.

Mini cheddars spread with Philadelphia

@PyongyangKipperbang
@PerpetualStudent
Omg yes to fries in chocolate milkshake

I love pickled onion crisps...

Oh shit I'm dieting and I hate you all

Cheddar cheese sandwiches with thick thick cheese and butter in very soft white batch bread dipped into Heinz tomato soup

Cheese and ketchup bagels

I love the skin of chicken juices and fat that hardens on the bottom of the roasting tin when doing roast chicken. I always volunteer to wash up after so I pick at it while everyone else buggers off!!!!

Also love cold white toast and a tonne of butter!

My DB aged about 12 used to make himself a sauce sandwich.
White sliced bread, ketchup on one slice, HP on the other , carefully united and eaten - horizontally, so no precious drops ooze out.

Cheese and jam sandwiches
Mashed potato sandwiches
Bread with loads of butter dipped into the bolognaise sauce-while it’s still on the hob
Golden syrup sandwiches
It goes without saying that all the above have that much better it’s practically sliced
I’m definitely seeing a bread theme here

Condensed milk spread on digestives 🙈

Once a month I make American pancakes for a Saturday breakfast. I always make more than I'd required & pop the rest in the freezer "for another time." That "other time" is in the evenings when the DC have gone to bed & I defrost a couple & slather them in cherry jam, squirty cream, chocolate sauce, chocolate chips & mini marshmallows.

DH caught me doing it the other day & shook his head after giving me a look. He knows me too well to bother saying anything!

Butter on wheetabix had it since I was a child. Try it you won't regret it!

Fresh white bread, loads of butter and a bag of frazzles smushed in between.

So worth the heartburn and infinite bacon burps.

Bourbon Creams dipped in Nutella

Thick slices of ripe tomato with loads of mayo in white bread sandwiches
Or peanut butter and banana slices on toast

Butterscotch angel delight

peanut butter and nutella
from a spoon
at the same time

A tin of condensed milk with a spoon 😋
Philadelphia on plain chocolate digestives 😋😋

Also..... Cheese with salt and vinegar crisps in a white bread sandwich.... So nice....

I have creamed butter and sugar together and ate it with a spoon.

Really cheap super noodle type things on white bread sandwich with lots of butter! This thread is no good for my diet I'm starving now

Dripping on toast.

Some of these are amazing !! (Bolognese sandwich )
Some not so amazing (raw sausage and bacon rinds )