To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Sugar in white toast with loads of butter.. I know. And I'm a dental nurse. Worst craving ever. My dad used to make it for us as kids and still today sometimes just fancy plugging out on sugar toast. That or I make cake batter.. just to eat the batter, I don't cook it. Delicious and totally rank.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed near food and some of you are culinary geniuses. I’ll leave it to you to work out which you are

Condensed milk on its own. Although I'm sure it's not as thick and rich as it used to be when I was younger.

A tub of Betty Crocker's ready to spread chocolate fudge icing & a spoon.

Crunch Nut Cornflakes & single cream.

Super noodles with a dollop of mayonnaise. Not so secret though as it's one of the only things I can face with morning sickness.

I very rarely have it, but Queen of Puddings dessert is a complete face plant moment, always.
One day I did go a bit bananas in Tesco though. I just spotted this lemon trifle dessert thing. It was a family size one. Layers of lemony sponge, lemon mousse, lemon curd, masses of whipped cream.
I bought it and scoffed loads some on the way home with my fingers.

I cringe thinking about it. Don't know what came over me.
It was yum though!

Also used to love frosties with milk, cream and a chopped banana.

Cocktail sausages dipped in tomato ketchup, Frazzles with a teaspoon of coleslaw on top, chicken dipper butties with mayo and ketchup.

Hmmmmmm, I’m hungry now!

Tinned ham. Primula squeezed onto crisps. Fray bentos and marrowfat peas

Ultimate is cheap white bread sandwich with primula squeezy cheese, cheap plastic cheese slices, wafer thin water filled ham and salad cream with crunchy raw onion.

I don't think it's even considered food it's so processed.

Easter eggs. Bloody love them.

A bolognese sandwich with loads of butter and grated cheese

I never realised I needed this in my life until now. Thanks for the tip!

Thought of another, fried bread spread with thick peanut butter and drizzled with golden syrup.

Ketchup and butter sandwiches

Cold black pudding sliced, spread with mustard , cheddar cheese on top.
In a sandwich if i’m not ravenous. Otherwise - just in my hand.

Tinned hot dog sandwiches.

sliced white bread, 4 hot dogs, american mustard and ketchup. I LOATHE ketchup on anything else, and it has to be sliced bread as bread rolls give too high a bread to dog ratio :o

Oh and of course a large portion of McD's fries, very salty, dipped into chocolate milkshake.

White (has to be white) bread and butter dipped in my cup of coffee. I blame my nan - she did similar - and always had bread and butter with her tinned fruit and carnation milk...

@blackteasplease glad im not the only one doing the butter and sugar combo... also eat icecream wafers dipped in sweetened condensed milk

Melted chocolate with Rice Krispies mixed in. It is divine

Hot buttered toast with cold mash on top, then grated cheese & loads of white pepper. Mmmmmmm

I like cream crackers but instead of spreading them with butter, I use the butter as a dip.

@PyongyangKipperbang I raise you hot dog TOASTIES

Breadsticks dipped in Nutella

Jaffa Cakes all of them

Some of you are sick in the head hahahahaha!