To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Two slices of white bread & butter, two potato waffles with a slice of processed cheese in the middle. With ketchup ❤️

I used to love grated cheese and full fat mayo coleslaw on toasted white bread. Amazing after stumbling home after too many beers. Not had that in years for some reason.

@Unbelievable18 try mixing grated cheese and mayo. Spread on white bread and toast under grill. Fecking orgasmic ❤️

Melted Bounty bar in the microwave for 20 seconds it’s delicious

Frazzle sandwich on white bread when you cba to make a bacon sandwich - delicious and sometimes a more satisfying substitute as every bite is crunchy

Love the crispy bits stuck to the roasting tin when cooking roast chicken

Hard boiled egg and marmite sandwich

Some great ideas Im wondering if dark chocolate (which I don’t like) melted with cream will taste like milk chocolate (low carbing or trying to)

Great thread thanks

Literally all the chicken nuggets/tenders. I can eat literally a whole bag of anything crispy chicken.

Cadbury hot chocolate powder
Lemon jelly cubes

Golden syrup on toast!

Slurping malt vinegar straight from the Sarsons bottle

Peanut butter straight out the jar with a spoon
However I've now discovered almond butter is nicer
Spoonfuls of coffee mate straight out the jar dry mmmm yum

Cup of tea and a twix bite both ends off twix and use as a straw eat it quickly before it disintegrates it's amazing haven't done this in far too long think I'm off to the corner shop

Onescaredmuma - I do this with KitKats! Discovered it after watching a Take That documentary once, I'm sure one of them does it 😂

You are both missing out. The far superior way to do this is to use a chocolate finger.

You don't have to suck as hard and you can fit the whole thing in your mouth when it disintegrates

Possibly not the most luxuriously indulgent thing, but I do sometimes eat biodegradable packing foam and hot sauce. There's no right way to sell this but they're basically unflavoured, chewy, oversized wotsits and the sheer absurdity of it is comforting.

Salty pretzels with milk

Noodles in a tortilla wrap with sweet chilli sauce. It has to be the cheap n nasty noodles, not the bachelors ones.

Equal portions of baked beans, mushy peas and chips, smooshed together with a splash of vinegar and ketchup.

Homemade guacamole as a pizza sauce on a ready made pizza base studded with tinned pineapple pieces.

Melted mars bars in the microwave to make a kind-of toffee.

About three bags of crisps one after the other, I squash the bags before I open them then just pour straight into my greedy gob.

Cheddar and jam sandwiches
A bar of cheap 30p chocolate melted with a load of milk and cream for a super rich hot chocolate then leave it so it forms a sort of crusty chocolaty skin on top to slurp off.
Bananas dipped in coffee - found that one out cos it works perfectly fine as ice cream flavours together
In the similar theme as the frosties and cream, I love weetoes with chocomel- can only find this in the Netherlands but its basically chocolatey cream.

Oh, lemon curd on digestives

@Gronky sorry I have to ask this-don't your shits float too much like they won't flush away? 😂😂 also how did you discover this??

Donner kebab

don't your shits float too much like they won't flush away

That's a very personal question but, no, it doesn't. I chew the air out of it, like you would with Wotsits.

how did you discover this

Wine, Wikipedia and a broken blu ray player.

@Gronky sorry it was the scientist in me that had to ask 😂😂. Although any carrier of hot sauce is to be admired!! Quite partial to a hot sauce sandwich here 😂😂

“Dirty”???? Eating in secret? Ffs

Good god @Gronky I think you need to start your own thread entitled "what's the weirdest non-food item that you eat"! You've way exceeded this thread 😁

@Idonotlikeyoudonaldtrump oh bore off!

Bore off yourself claralou, if you can’t think through the implications of the language you’re using!