To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

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Mine is Frosties with cream.

If you can ever find them (sometimes in b and m) cheese and onion ringos all smashed up with finely chopped silver skin onions in a white bread and butter sandwich.

@Impicciona that is a fabulous idea, why have I never done this?!

Off to tell DH I have an amazing new keto sweet...

Not had one for years but used to love a sauce sandwich: ketchup, salad cream, HP & chunky Branston pickle on cheap white bread

Pizza crunch. I don’t know if you get this outside the west of Scotland, but it’s heaven. Chunky cheap supermarket pizza, deep fried in batter. Then you smush chippy chips on top and cover the whole lot in salt and vinegar. Beautiful.

A “slice” (more likely 4/5) of bread dipped in the juices/fat from a cooked chicken

Eat Nutella straight out of the jar.

Pork pies with brown sauce.

@bedunkalilt you're welcome

DH: lemon curd sandwiches. He's also been known to make mayonnaise sandwiches too.

Me: I raise you Bolognese sandwich to Bolognese toastie with cheese!
Or, cream crackers with old cheddar and sweet chilli sauce.

Obvs, cake batter. My cakes never quite serve as many as the recipe states!

Extra thick double cream with sugar sprinkled on it. The sugar turns into a kind of skin. Try it - it's bloody fab.

Chips with cheese, gravy and curry sauce

@LeslieYep you've just reminded me- cream cheese and lemon curd on crumpets!

M&S red and black gums

Chicken super noodles on toast with grated cheese on top

Pizza sandwich (two slices of pizza one on top of the other toppings in the middle)

Oh yes!!
I’m not a McDs milkshake fan, so it’s fries in the McFlurry ice cream for me. Nice salty fries.

Cheesy supernoodles.

All the haribo, but recently discovered rowntrees randoms. which are god tier gelatine sweets.

Pork pie with pickle and cheese

Toasted sandwich with canned meatballs and mozzarella inside
Eggy bread with sugar on top
Eggy bread sandwich with sliced sausages and brown/bbq sauce
Half a jar of crunchy peanut butter with a couple of sliced apples

Pickles.. And more pickles. Its not dirty but I'm definitely piggy when I eat them 😋

Crumpets but with a ton of butter!!

This is all completely insane🤣

Thick white bread (french stick is good) with loads of peanut butter and Nutella - tastes life a more stodgy snickers.
I really must go back to weight watchers 😳

@Underthegreenwood of course it is! C'mon, what's yours?

I love the skin of chicken juices and fat that hardens on the bottom of the roasting tin when doing roast chicken.

Exactly this. Heaven

Another of mine is a packet of ready salted crisps or two with a bar of Galaxy - carefully break off a square of the Galaxy and 'sandwich' between two, appropriately sized crisps. Consume and repeat.

I used to love as a student chicken supernoodles mixed with a tin of tomato soup.

So:

Fatty sausages and marmalade
Cream and sugar mixed together
Crisps dipped in Philadelphia

Sadly no more for me as I’m on a strict health kick

Some of these might make me go back to my old ways though 🤪

Butter by the spoonful - or even worse, on a slice of cheddar (ie buttered cheese, no bread!). My family would be appalled!