To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

A whole packet of this: www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/jus-rol-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough/693425-629325-629326?gclid=Cj0KCQiAzKnjBRDPARIsAKxfTRCWzzID4aTgJjNk6o2DypaFSIMqF4H5ZArwejVa8F-94VZpWPXEZwsaAksgEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

Raw. Obvs.

I swig balsamic vinegar from the bottle

Clotted cream on a teaspoon

Fishfinger sandwiches on white bread with lashings of butter and tomato ketchup

Battered fish fingers with salad in a wrap with Heinz burger sauce

Pistachio crema on crackers

@Aprilshowersarecomingsoon I used to eat raw bacon rind too. My sister and I would hang off the worktop, waiting for my mum to pass the rinds down to us. Us and the cats.

I'm eating undercooked porridge right now, because I was too keen.

@formerbabe I used to sneak malt vinegar out of the bottle when I was a kid. My nana caught me and gave me a right telling off! Haven't done it since 🤫

Onion rings crisps, the cheaper and more orange the better

Mashed potato and oxo sandwiches.

Peanut butter spread on cheddar.

Crispy bacon in a sandwich with cheese and mayonnaise- so good.

@formerbabe I used to sneak malt vinegar out of the bottle when I was a kid. My nana caught me and gave me a right telling off! Haven't done it since

It can't be good for tooth enamel!

Raw sausages and bacon? I think you could really make yourself ill

Supernoodles with grated mozzarella on top then nuked in the microwave

I just finished off a tub of creamcheese. Ate it off a knife.

GUYS!!!! SOMEONE SAID RAW SAUSAGE AND BACON!!!
I did have a craving for raw bacon when I was pg BUT I never actually ate it.... because IM NOT A MONSTER 🤣

Banana with butter and brown/muscovado sugar, heated for a minute or so in the microwave.

Squirty cream and chocolate sauce, neat, straight into my mouth 🐽

I buy smoked salmon and eat the whole pack in the car on the way home. Making the car and steering wheel stink!

Dulce de leche, straight from the can.

Baked beans, mixed with tomato sauce, crushed crisps and grated cheese. Either hot or cold, it doesn’t matter. If I’m really hungry, I’ll eat it on a slice of bread.

This thread is amazing, suddenly I don't feel anywhere near as guilty scoffing a Terry's chocolate orange. 😂

Oh and of course a large portion of McD's fries, very salty, dipped into chocolate milkshake.

I came on here to say this! The best!!

Microwave rice or super noodles with chunks of cheese on top

I like a quick swig of cream out of the carton when I open the fridge.
Condensed milk on its own with a spoon, ,a nibble off an oxo cube, cake batter, toasted cheese and ketchup sandwiches. A bag of ready salted crisps dipped into melted dairy milk.

@toastonbean I know! I don't do it anymore...