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To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

691 replies

Clairaloulou · 18/02/2019 20:07

Mine is Frosties with cream.

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FadedRed · 18/02/2019 20:19

Cold baked beans out of the tin with a spoon.

Elephantina · 18/02/2019 20:19

Shit guys STOP GIVING ME IDEAS.

I'm supposed to be losing weight, not dreaming of melted dairy milk.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 18/02/2019 20:20

Marks and Spencer red & black gums.
A whole bag of them

cricketmum84 · 18/02/2019 20:20

An oxo cube! Something about that beefy salty goodness that really satisfies me 😂

Dreamzcancometrue · 18/02/2019 20:20

Kfc

dignifiedlazyness · 18/02/2019 20:20

I sometimes drive to mcdonalds and order a LARGE strawberry milkshake

Daffodillie · 18/02/2019 20:21

I was going to say onion rings too.... I bought some today and ate the whole bag !!!!! Just maize and chemicals....😁

bluetit101 · 18/02/2019 20:21

Strawberry cheesecake Haagen Dazs with double cream poured over the top and left until cream goes hard Grin so bad but soooo good

cricketmum84 · 18/02/2019 20:22

So glad I'm not the only oxo-cube-munching-oddball on here!!

SneakyGremlins · 18/02/2019 20:22

40p tinned meatballs, cold, out of the tin with a fork.

SummerHouse · 18/02/2019 20:22

Potato waffle sandwich with cheese, mayo and Tom K.

Impicciona · 18/02/2019 20:22

Lindt 90% dark chocolate squares (2) dipped in clotted cream.

Am keto so this is actually healthy!! Grin

Clairaloulou · 18/02/2019 20:23

Loving these! Made me feel less disgusted with myself and I'm also certain now that I'm not the only weirdo in the world! Grin

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settmenu · 18/02/2019 20:23

Beef oxo cubes.

AprilSpring · 18/02/2019 20:23

prettypossums you’re on to something,this is going to be my next secret eat.

Mine is currently melted chocolate and butter mixed together!

amusedbush · 18/02/2019 20:23

I have been known to make a bowl of cake batter just to eat it raw Blush

stopitandtidyupp · 18/02/2019 20:23

Chocolate spread from the jar. All of itConfused

Serenity45 · 18/02/2019 20:24

Crisp sandwich on white bread spread with salad cream. Pretty much any crisps will do but ready salted Kettle chips hit the spot.

And I can eat a whole 4 pack of Double Deckers no bother Blush

stopitandtidyupp · 18/02/2019 20:24

I have been known to make a bowl of cake batter just to eat it raw

Yes me too!

settmenu · 18/02/2019 20:24

@formerbabe I'll be doing that next time we're having a spag Bol.

TorchesTorches · 18/02/2019 20:24

Ice cream fan wafers. There are 9 in a pack and i have been known to eat all 9 in one go. Without icecream. In fact, ice cream would ruin it.

settmenu · 18/02/2019 20:25

@TSSDNCOP I didn't RTFT and thought I was the only one that did this!

exwhyzed · 18/02/2019 20:25

Deep fried feta cheese

settmenu · 18/02/2019 20:25

@cricketmum84 me too! We are not alone!

PalindromicUser · 18/02/2019 20:26

I had a KFC Zinger Tower meal in my car last Friday lunchtime Blush.

It was bloody amazing. I parked up the road from work to make sure I wasn’t spottedand sat in the sunshine with the car radio on. In my defence it was Radio 4.

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