To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Normalising this shit is a real problem!

There’s always one 🙄

Look, @Idonotlikeyoudonaldtrump if you don't like my completely tongue-in-cheek thread, then move on to the next one. 685 others enjoyed a giggle so stop being a killjoy! Thank you bye.

I’ve really enjoyed this thread

Mad me realise my dirty eating is quite normal

I loved the Frazzle with a teaspoon of coleslaw tip really made me laugh

Is it wrong that I'm already making plans in my head for the leftover chilli from tonight's dinner? 😂😂

@EnthusiasmIsDisturbed glad to be of service! 😁

@babyno5 nope, not wrong at all!

This thread is genius I'm now off to try both kitkats and chocolate fingers in tea...together

Get a tin of spam, and cut lengthways in strips about 1cm (same size as carrot batons) fry in a little oil until brown and caramelised, remove and drain on kitchen roll. Meantime fry eggs to dip your spam soldiers in!

Hot chocolate powder mixed with a few spoons of sugar and eaten like that.. been doing it since I was a child in secret!

raw jelly

meringue berries creme fraiche sprinkles coca powder glace cherries...very rarely

butter with sugar ah thr memories

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3522958-whats-the-weirdest-non-food-item-that-you-eat?watched=1

Potato waffle and fish finger sandwich (best hangover cure ever).

McDonald's fries dipped in strawberry milkshake

Cheese and tomato ketchup sandwiches

Pasta with Heinz Cream of Tomato soup instead of sauce. Don't knock it til you've tired it, it is glorious!

Oh god @NarcissistMum I'm salivating! Crispy egg too 😍

@Gronky you need to post on @ScottyTotty2 new thread! They're all amateurs compared to you!

Belly pork slices with a thick layer of fat, drizzled in barbecue sauce and cooked for as long as —my stomach allows— it takes to crisp the skin. Cut into chunks and smothered in mayonnaise.

Smarties, malteasers, minstrels and other such goodies in a bowl with double cream.

Neither of these I do anymore as Irealise how bad they both were.