To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

This makes me miss bread, crisps, biscuits, cream etc. All the stuff I now routinely deny myself and would feel guilty for eating even in a non-dirty fashion. And makes me wonder who has the more disordered eating habits, me or some of the posters in here!

My ‘secret’ vice is Cadbury’s milk tray. If given a box for Christmas or Mother’s Day, I have 2-3 an evening in bed with a cup of tea. That way they last a week or more. I’m usually a two squares of dark chocolate type...

Ritz crackers scooped in cream cheese the. dunked in Ballymalou relish! Is to DIE for!

Sun dried tomatoes, from the jar, with a spoon. (Hiding behind the pantry door...)

Waffles or smiley faces with black pudding in a toastie 👌

Pork scratchings. Years ago I would not have touched them, but I craved and craved them with dc3, and now I bloody love a good family sized bag of crunchy, salty fatty pork scratchings.

Currently eating cream crackers with lashings of butter, red onion, cheese, then dipping in cold beans.
Reading this thread made me do it and I will be having something sweet from this thread next!

My lunch today consisted of a sandwich with cream cheese on one slice, red pepper houmous on the other and picked onion space raiders crushed in the middle. It was divine

DP looked at me a bit oddly, but he's used to me by now.

The Famous Kilmarnock Pie followed by a bag of flapjacks from Bothwell services. God it was good, so salty and delicious.

Dry instant noodles, uncooked, crunched up in the packet with the flavouring sachet sprinkled on (chicken Maggi is best)

Raw cake mix
Spaghetti hoops with tinned hot dogs mixed in, on toast with cheese on top
Bolognaise/chilli sandwiches with cheese melted on

ExDP used to eat super noodle sandwiches!

"Lazy garlic" spooned out of the jar.

I also love crisp sandwiches, but it has to be sliced white bread.

Also love ketchup on hot, buttered toast and baked bean and cheese breville toasties, sometimes with hotdogs cut up into it. Takes forever to cool down enough so that you don't burn your mouth though!!

Condensed milk sandwiches, thickly buttered and must be white, sliced bread.

Raw mince meat mixed with a raw egg, salt, pepper and diced onion eaten on bread.

I also buy large joints of beef, and as I'm portioning them up into smaller joints, I'll cut off slices (raw) to eat as I go along.

@BeckyButterworth That's one that's well known in high security prisons As they're not allowed plates/bowls in their cells.....

@BingLiveisRubbish DD's BF is a 15 year old that we've known for 3 years, so can't see him having spent much time 'inside'

"Lazy garlic" spooned out of the jar.

Geez username that's pretty hardcore! Bet you smell very.. er.. fragrant afterwards

Well when I was pregnant I ate sponges so think I'm calming it down really 😂

White breaded thickly spreaded peanut butter sandwich dunked in mug of bourvil, deeelicious

Oh dear Lord. Is this thread ruining anyone else's life? I've just had to go out to the shop on my break for pork scratchings, onion rings and pickled onions 

Sorry @username9988 ! I posted it to make me feel less shit about my greedy pig ways but I didn't expect this level of response! It's been fun!

Scones sliced into three, to get the maximum butter on them.

Thick ridge crisps dipped in nutella

Grilled pork belly tossed in maple syrup

Mini cheddars spread with butter

Ginger nuts dunked in Ribena or orange squash

Buying a 10 pc bargain bucket of KFC, and just eating the skins. (then I take the chicken off bones and give to cat)

This is just the tip of the fatberg...

@Clairaloulou loving it 

@Buxtonstill I'm with you on the pork belly! Got to be crozzled though!

Trifle scooped up with crisps.

Placemarking for snack ideas

Buttered toast topped with cooked bacon and melted cheese

Toast with peanut butter, banana and Nutella

Tinned fruit with evaporated milk

I really want trifle now