To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Paxo. Made up with loads of butter and hot water, not put in oven, just eaten with a fork.

Bits butties - 'scraps' from the local chippy, put in between two slices of thick white bread that's been slathered with salty butter.

I love yolk butties too - fry off six eggs, discard the whites and place the yolks onto a slice of thick white floury buttered bread. Top with another and cut diagonally. The bread soaks up the yolk and just about holds together.

@BeckyButterworth That's one that's well known in high security prisons As they're not allowed plates/bowls in their cells.....

@Dieu really sorry but that's quite tame compared to some on here!

@OpiesOldLady a scrap butty is my DHs all time favourite. Lashings of salt and vinegar!

Oh and of course a large portion of McD's fries, very salty, dipped into chocolate milkshake.

I’m with you on this one - it’s amazing. Only I dip them in strawberry minlkshske!!!

aldi Baked beans with sausages in COLD

straight from the can !

I absolutely adore tinned peach sandwiches, always white bread.

Pizza dipped in American mustard.This was discovered v drunk after a night out on holiday.Worth a try

Cake mix. I make the mix from scratch as if I'm going to bake a cake but......don't. And eat it straight from the mixing bowl. With a spatula.

Buttercream icing. Fortunately I never make cakes now, so have no need to keep icing sugar indoors.

I hold you responsible for the contents of my shopping basket this morning - chicken curry pot noodle, instant mash and pickled onion monster munch.

How could you make me do it?

Only yesterday I bought a nice fat garlic baguette from Sainsbury's and when I got it home..........I ate the entire thing in approx. less than 30 mins. No sharing either. Glorious!

Garlic bread is just SO addictive, innit?

ate the entire thing in approx. less than 30 mins. No sharing either. Glorious!

What took you so long?!

What's paxo?

@TSSDNCOP RAW SAUSAGES????
I have never heard of anyone eating raw sausages

@moominfan

Stuffing mix. Dried and you add boiling water to rehydrate it then cook it in the oven.

A full pack of doughnuts one after the other....or a family trifle to myself

Not that weird compared to some of them but a hot roast chicken from the chicken counter and dairylee in a baguette - absolutely amazing! Whoever mentioned bourbons into Nutella - I cant stop thinking about this, must try, oh and a dairy milk bar melted in a crossiant at Easter I melts creme egg in mine!

Insecure I have eaten raw sausages and raw sausagemeat. They’re both .....quite nice

Ha!Ha!Ha! Brizzle - I DID try restraint but I'd lost that battle before I'd even begun......

I also eat digestive biscuits with butter but I eat these openly!

You understand I'm not recommending them. Simply participating in the confession sessions n

I just saw a woman who may pop on here in a while. Before i start - i AM not judging her.. just think the story fits

Went to greggs not long ago.. i wanted a cheese toastie thing that they heat up for you - apparently so did a few others so i paid, stepped to one side and people watched while i waited. A woman bought a box of 6 of them ring donuts with all the sprinkles on.. fine.

I eventually got my sandwich and left.. down a little side street theres a bench thats quite set back and hidden unless you have to walk by.. i have to walk by it to get to work. The woman is sat there tucking in to donut 2 and already had donut 3 in the other hand ready.. the position of the bench makes me want to assume shes hiding from her colleagues/work place like others have mentioned their sneaky car kfc 😁.. brilliant!

That was meant to be i am NOT judging.. doh.

Dear God some of these are disgusting! I know that is the entire point of the thread but even so!
I can't imagine how anyone ever thought up most of these concoctions!!

I don't eat in secret but there are some things I get random cravings for and if I give in I could eat LOTS of it -

very fresh white sliced pan with lots of real butter and raspberry jam. I could eat 3 or 4 slices of this and then feel sick so I don't do it very often

Cream doughnuts - I LOVE them but only have them rarely

Tayto cheese & onion crisps sandwiches - very fresh white bread, lots of real butter then the crisps - I adore this for a bold lunch every now and again

Similarly with chipper chips - fresh white bread, liberal butter, LOTS of salt & vinegar

I used to like eating revels / malteasers and salty popcorn together in the cinema but fell out of that habit

But that is about the worst if it for me really. I am still shaking my head at most of these. I actually can't get over eating raw sausages and bacon - boak!!!