To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Just eaten my favourite sandwich.

Eggs boiled until they are squidgy, the yolk should not be hard, mashed up really quick with butter and salt and lobbed onto very buttered bread and eaten before they cool.

Not dirty but very very messy!

Peanut butter sandwiches with added wotsits and thinly sliced pickled onions

Right there with you Elephantina

Wirh the don't give me ideas on melted chocolate not ant gross food habits you have....

This should be a Mumsnet Book, called 'Dirty Filthy Piggy Food'. Photos of Mumsnetters hiding in corners looking furtive, shovelling crisp sandwiches into their gobs, or lying under the bed digging into a gallon of ice cream with a rasher of bacon.

Bestseller! And an antidote to all those beautifully photographed bits of food porn . . .

Another oldie here (63) who used to eat raw bacon rinds and sausages as a child. Also raw mince if I could get hold of it before my mum cooked it!
Still love a steak tartare.
Never had a tapeworm or parasite, pretty good digestion.
Were we hardier or was the meat better quality?

Cold mashed potatoes, spring onion and salad cream fried then put in a white bread sandwich with a fried egg. Delicious

Tinned macaroni cheese on buttered toast with silverskin onions.

I’ll order a double cheeseburger, nuggets, fries and strawberry milkshake. I’ll put the nuggets and fries dipped in strawberry milkshake on the burger and then dunk the burger in the shake.

@Saggingninja I wholeheartedly agree! And it always tasted better when it's naughty and secret!

@Justanothernamechange2 she def belongs on here! We are her people! 😂

@Justanothernamechange2 oh I think she's actually here! @ree070603

@BrizzleMint sorry not sorry!

Mine is so tame in comparison to some of these, but I get a lot of joy out of my secret foodie pleasure!

laughing cow triangle cheese sandwiches with a family bag of skips. I never eat one without the other.

You should try it with chopped sauteed red onion bell peppers green onions corn peas n slices of beef.

I've eaten loads of these in the past as I've always put just about anything in my mouth foodwise no matter how disgusting - cake batter, raw Paxo stuffing, sucked the sausage meat from the casing, raw bacon finds, cooked bacon rinds, icing sugar and butter creamed together, but the one I guess most would find pretty disgusting was raw liver when I was a child. I'd be nicking the end as mum was preparing it - but then I was discovered to be anaemic and it was what the doctor recommended mum gave me to get my blood count up !!

I've been meaning to add to this thread since it was about 18 pages long (which seemed to appear overnight), now it's 23 (or is it 24 by now?!) I don't think I am as dirty as some of you and these days I rarely get the chance to eat a meal by myself. When I was pregnant and on mat leave before DS arrived I regularly had chicken supernoodles with a pile of cheese grated (bacon were also great but would repeat on me for hours). Also 3 (no less!) crumpets at a time with marmite and red Leicester cheese melted over - had a thing for orange cheese for some reason. And then followed up with 3 chunks of white toblerone (the big ones) - about as much as you can eat without feeling sick. And I wonder why I gained over 4 stone in pregnancy

I do like to munch on a chicken stock cube - the kallo low salt ones taste just like chicken crisps and don't crumble so you can nibble away on it.

Crackerbread, thickly spread with butter and topped liberally with nutritional yeast and sea salt. I know it sounds healthy but it tastes so cheesy and yummy. There's usually enough on the plate that you can lick it afterwards. I also like to leave butter on crackerbread for a few hours so it goes all chewy. But again not particularly dirty.

Whenever I make white bread I always binge on slices of it toasted and slathered in butter and either marmite or peanut butter.

I can't have lotus biscoff spread in the house as I would just scoop the whole lot out with a spoon.

Fried minced beef with some Brie melted in on the top

Super noodles with chicken thigh fillet lumps, courgette and mushrooms cooked into it, and grated cheddar melted on top... mmmmm

Some great new ideas to try on here!

Mine would be Chicken Flavour Super Noodles with torn up pieces of ham and grated cheese, put on a plate under the grill and smothered in ketchup

CRY LAUGHING AT OXO CUBES

On holiday sitting up in bed with Father eating Bournvita out of the tin with long spoons. Divine...…….

I was seven then. These days supermarkets do not sell Bournvita but you can get it on Amazon.

Super noodles with chopped up merguez sausages thrown in.

Delicious but with all the salt from the super noodle sauce and the fat from the sausages it feels like a heart attack on a plate.

Wotsits smothered in ketchup

Cheddar, peanut butter and apricot jam on toast or in a sandwich.

Ready made cake frosting, right out of the tub with a spoon.

Possibly pâté on its own from the tub by the chunk mmm mmm