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Most difficult choice ever!

128 replies

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:00

My GBF and I are in dispute!

Sort of “snog, marry, avoid” with a twist 😂

Chocolate, alcohol and sex...

You can have one as often as you like, another once a year and the last you have to give up COMPLETELY!

Me?

Alcohol all the time.
Chocolate once a year.
Sex - Wouldn’t miss it at all 😂

You?

OP posts:
WhoPooped · 30/01/2019 13:01

Sex
Alcohol
Chocolate

AloneLonelyLoner · 30/01/2019 13:02

Alcohol
Sex
Chocolate

WhoPooped · 30/01/2019 13:03

Sorry I meant that was the order of importance to me 😂

Sex - all the time (marry)
Alcohol - love it but could take or leave it (snog)
Chocolate - I’m not fussed to be honest (avoid)

Ladyoftheloch · 30/01/2019 13:03

Sex as often as a like
Chocolate once a year
Give up alcohol completely

I like booze but I’m not a big drinker so I think I would get used to not having it!

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:04

My GBF refuses to play, says mash up all 3 or FO ConfusedGrin

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LoadOfUtterBoswellocks · 30/01/2019 13:06

Booze to marry
Sex to snog
Chocolate to cliff

How do you mash up all 3? I would like to try this =)

Minimincepies · 30/01/2019 13:06

Chocolate all the time
Sex once a year
Alcohol give up

Didn't even have to think about it!

EnglishRose13 · 30/01/2019 13:06

Chocolate all the time
Sex once a year (sorry, husband!)
Give up alcohol

This wasn't even particularly difficult for me 😂

HollySwift · 30/01/2019 13:07

Give up alcohol, sex once a year, chocolate alllll the time Grin

EnglishRose13 · 30/01/2019 13:07

@Minimincepies

You are clearly my type of person 😂

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 30/01/2019 13:07

Snog Chocolate
Marry Sex
Avoid Alcohol.

BanginChoons · 30/01/2019 13:07

Chocolate all the time.

Alcohol and sex, not interested in either.

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:08

Not sure how you would mash up but it sounds like a bloody good night in 😂😂😂

I think you’re all alien to me, give up alcohol? I can’t even process that thought 😂

I may have a problem 😂

OP posts:
BedraggledBlitz · 30/01/2019 13:08

Chocolate - marry
Booze - snog
Sex - avoid

In fact this is pretty much my reality!

dudsville · 30/01/2019 13:08

Well since I have
Alcohol
Chocolate
Sex

I would like to try

Sex
Alcohol
Chocolate please !

Villanellenovella · 30/01/2019 13:09

What's gbf

FromDespairToHere · 30/01/2019 13:09

Sex all the time
Alcohol occasionally
Chocolate never

What is GBF? Can only think of gay best friend?

QueenofallIsee · 30/01/2019 13:10

I’d give up chocolate, have booze occasionally and keep the sex!

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:10

Gay Best Friend!

He’s very eccentric and gets offended if I don’t address him as that in RL 😂

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 30/01/2019 13:10

What does GBF stand for.

Tell me it's not gorgeous boyfriend. That's so cringyWinkGrin

PopCakes · 30/01/2019 13:11

chocolate all the time
sex occasionally
give up alcohol.

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:12

He’s literally just come out with “alcohol fuelled chocolate covered sex - Boom”

He’s trying to slut drop whilst saying it but it looks more like the Birdy dance!

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NickyNora · 30/01/2019 13:14

Wouldn't be fussed about any of them.

Don't drink, rarely eat chocolate & no labido!

thecatneuterer · 30/01/2019 13:18

I don't want any of them ...

BeanTownNancy · 30/01/2019 13:19

Sex
Chocolate
Alcohol

I'm pregnant at the moment so not drinking anyway. Might switch the last 2 around once I get a taste for strawberry daiquiris again mind you.