Most difficult choice ever!

[pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt]

My GBF and I are in dispute!

Sort of “snog, marry, avoid” with a twist 😂

Chocolate, alcohol and sex...

You can have one as often as you like, another once a year and the last you have to give up COMPLETELY!

Me?

Alcohol all the time.
Chocolate once a year.
Sex - Wouldn’t miss it at all 😂

You?

Alcohol all the time
Sex once a year
Not fussed about chocolate so that can go

Sex
Chocolate
Alcohol

I can't imagine a life without shagging it is literally my favourite thing!

Plus giving up choccy and booze would surely make me all slim and slinky and therefore more up for the shags!

Easy, I'm teetotal, haven't had sex for over three years so once a year would be an improvement, and chocolate is my drug of choice! Chocolate all the way!

Having last had sex in November, with no prospect of it in the future, I can honestly say I am not at all fussed by it.

Give me a hot water bottle, a big glass of wine and some smelly cheese any day

sex whenever, chocolate once a year and Alcohol never, but pointless as everyone would be different but wierd not to want to answer XD

Sex (all the time)
Chocolate (occasionally)
alcohol ( avoid, I don’t really drink)

I don't drink and I'm not very fussed about sex (sorry DP, nothing personal), so for me it's easy:

Chocolate as often as I like
Sex once a year
No alcohol

So much sex

It’s a wonder you lot get anything done

I like giving it too!

But receiving it is the only thing that works for me IYSWIM. Why do you loathe it? You definitely haven't found the right person because when done properly it's hard to give it up!

I take my hat off to all of you who haven't had sex for years. I don't know how you've managed it.

Sex all the time
Chocolate once a year
Alcohol go without

Ok now, feeling legit offended my husband has just ranked cider over having sex with me.

LTB?

@Ready My ex hated giving and receiving oral. Told me that first time we went to bed and before I'd tried to give it. Should have seen that as a warning sign...

As for taking your hat off, unfortunately because another willing person is required, those of us who haven't had sex for years have no choice but to manage.

Sex all the time
Chocolate once a year
Alcohol never

Disclaimer: I only drink a few glasses of wine each year so I'm not teetotal but not far off either. So givibg it up wouldn't be an effort for me. Had to think a few minutes about the chocolate though....

Sex
Choc
Alcohol (I don’t drink anyway)

Readytorewind I have just lay there in the past planning a shopping list in my mind, or worrying about work the next day

It does nothing for me and I start to feel uncomfortable (Should I moan here? Should I give some encouragement? Shall I break his neck with my thunder thighs?)

Nah, gimme the cheese!!!

Sex all the time. (enjoyable and consequence free)
Chocolate once a year. (enjoyable but makes me fat)
Alcohol gone forever. (enjoyable until the morning after, also makes me fat)

Give up alcohol, sex whenever, chocolate once a year.

Sex
Choc
Alcohol

Alcohol
Sex
Chocolate

pinkfeathers different strokes for different folks I guess ha!

Shatners I wasn't being condescending, I just meant it's probably something I am looking at (newly single) and quite worried about. I will miss it. andfinditdifficultnottobeabitofaslut

@Ready Didn't mean to imply you were being condescending. Just statement of fact. Seven years and counting....

Chocolate
Alcohol
Sex

Readytorewind If by some miracle you are based near the West Mids - I am newly single too!!!

Please take me out and find me one of these Gods you talk of

Does 'the urge' simmer down Shatner? As in if you don't use it you lose it?

pleasesayyes

pinkfeathers there's one going spare up here in Yorkshire but you'd have to put up with him being a manchild in return!