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Most difficult choice ever!

128 replies

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:00

My GBF and I are in dispute!

Sort of “snog, marry, avoid” with a twist 😂

Chocolate, alcohol and sex...

You can have one as often as you like, another once a year and the last you have to give up COMPLETELY!

Me?

Alcohol all the time.
Chocolate once a year.
Sex - Wouldn’t miss it at all 😂

You?

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Butterymuffin · 30/01/2019 13:41

assuming other things that don't count as full sex are allowed?
Yes, we need to know if sex = PIV but you can still do other enjoyable variants..

Badtasteflump · 30/01/2019 13:41

This is way more difficult than it should be.

But if I had to I would say:

Sex
Alcohol
Chocolate

As long as the alcohol can be chocolate flavoured.

importantkath · 30/01/2019 13:42

Sex, alcohol, chocolate! (Also open to mashups)

Readytorewind · 30/01/2019 13:43

I really wish I didn't have to choose Sex all the time, I'm praying for my libido to reduce, given I am single! But I clearly can't go without it.

Chocolate - I'd give that up completely.

Alcohol - I'd choose once a year and just start on 1st Jan and not stop haha.

JayoftheRed · 30/01/2019 13:43

Chocolate.
Chocolate.
Chocolate.

Sorry, what was the question?

Readytorewind · 30/01/2019 13:44

Oh I could give up PIV but definitely NOT oral.

HildaZelda · 30/01/2019 13:45

Chocolate
Alcohol
Sex

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:46

*Readytorewind Sorry, but GBF really has to know if you’re male or female 😂

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pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:46

This is a whole other debate!

Sex - Just PIV or anything involving penetration?

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Raspberry88 · 30/01/2019 13:48

Alcohol all the time
Sex once a year
Chocolate give up

NottingPhil · 30/01/2019 13:49

Sex all the time
Chocolate once a year
Alcohol would give up completely

stevie69 · 30/01/2019 13:50

I don't drink or eat chocolate so i'd be quite happy to do without them for good.

I like a bit of sex now and again, if it's good and the boy's bad Blush

Birdsgottafly · 30/01/2019 13:51

Now I'm post Menopause my sex drive is gone. So,
Alcohol,
Chocolate,
Sex.

Livingoncake · 30/01/2019 13:54

Chocolate all the time
Alcohol once a year
Sex give up

Easiest choice I’ve made in ages!

Readytorewind · 30/01/2019 13:55

Haha pinkfeathers I'm female! And I mean receiving, not giving haha. I have ended relationships on people not giving out!

Villanelley · 30/01/2019 13:56

Chocolate - frequent and calorie free idealy
Alcohol - occasional glass of champagne
Sex - meh, 8 years and counting

MotherOfDragonite · 30/01/2019 13:56

Sex - all the time
Chocolate - once a year
Alcohol - happy to give it up

Such a no brainer for me! In fact, I wouldn't really mind losing the chocolate either, the sex is such a clear winner...

Readytorewind · 30/01/2019 13:57

birdsgottafly I'm 39, how much longer have I got to deal with my ridiculous libido do you reckon? Wishing for early menopause!

Santaclarita · 30/01/2019 13:57

Sex - all the time
Chocolate - once a year (I'd lose some weight then)
Alcohol - give up (I don't drink anyway so that's so easy)

It's sex and chocolate I can't really decide between but less chocolate is better for my health. Grin

RomanyRoots · 30/01/2019 14:00

sex chocolate alcohol

ImMeantToBeWorking · 30/01/2019 14:02

Sex all the time.
Alcohol once a year (I'd be a cheap date too)
Chocolate - Wouldn’t miss (give me crisps and popcorn any day)

SauvingnonBlanketyBlanc · 30/01/2019 14:03

Sex
Alcohol
Chocolate

TonTonMacoute · 30/01/2019 14:03

I'm with you OP Grin

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 14:05

Readytorewind He was so hoping you were male 😂

See, that’s also very bizarre to me! I’m female and absolutely LOATHE receiving oral! Guess I haven’t had that done right either Confused

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PerfectlyPetty · 30/01/2019 14:06

Sex all the time
Chocolate once a year
Alcohol not at all

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