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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Most difficult choice ever!

128 replies

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:00

My GBF and I are in dispute!

Sort of “snog, marry, avoid” with a twist 😂

Chocolate, alcohol and sex...

You can have one as often as you like, another once a year and the last you have to give up COMPLETELY!

Me?

Alcohol all the time.
Chocolate once a year.
Sex - Wouldn’t miss it at all 😂

You?

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Readytorewind · 30/01/2019 14:31

Shatner I wish more of them would make it clear if they were in or out re oral early doors. Saves time!

BlowholeHat · 30/01/2019 14:32

Choc every day
Sex once a year
Alcohol - give up

However it has to be amazing sex and I get to choose which day so I'm in the mood. It's no good if it's just Christmas day or something.

Crazybunnylady123 · 30/01/2019 14:33

Sex
Chocolate
Alcohol

BellMcEnd · 30/01/2019 14:34

Alcohol
Sex
Chocolate

Grin
ShatnersWig · 30/01/2019 14:36

@Ready Fluctuates. After 18 months it definitely eased off. But every now and again I definitely get a phase of finding it a real problem. At least my ex was open early doors - I just chose to overlook it. Wouldn't ever do so again. Deal breaker. I love giving oral.

I'm in Gloucestershire if that helps anyone Grin

morningconstitutional2017 · 30/01/2019 14:37

I'm not that bothered about any of these! Substitute cheese for chocolate and I'd eat it every day - in fact I do. Alcohol once a year but not fussed, sex no longer interested.

Readytorewind · 30/01/2019 14:44

18 months?! Confused Sad I'm in for a rough ride. MN could find a new niche in linking the sexual needs to geographical location Grin

Chillxx · 30/01/2019 14:45

Chocolate - marry
Sex - snog
Alcohol - avoid

Unless I can get twice as much chocolate, willing to give up sex as well!

ShatnersWig · 30/01/2019 14:45

That's been suggested before, along with MN dating.

You will probably find it far, far easier to get some sex than me, so don't fret too much.

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 14:58

I think that sounds like a fantastic idea Ready Grin

(Puts hands up to get MNHQ attention like an excited (naughty) little school girl Wink

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ShatnersWig · 30/01/2019 15:09

So...@Ready...whereabouts in Yorkshire are you? Wink

Grin
VeniVidiViciTwice · 30/01/2019 15:14

Sex all the time,
Alcohol once a year
Chocolate I could do without.

Claw001 · 30/01/2019 15:23

Sex
Alcohol
Chocolate

However, I’m single, unlikely to meet anyone soon! so il swap alcohol for sex, pickle myself just in case!

VanillaSauce · 30/01/2019 15:28

Sex all the time
chocolate once a year
alcohol never

Purpleartichoke · 30/01/2019 15:31

Chocolate all the time
Sex once a year
Alcohol forgotten

Namechange8471 · 30/01/2019 15:32

Chocolate
Sex
Alcohol

BarbedBloom · 30/01/2019 15:33

Sex all the time. Chocolate once a year and give up alcohol. I don’t drink anyway so the chocolate would be more painful to me

VioletCharlotte · 30/01/2019 15:42

Chocolate
Alcohol
Sex

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 15:47

GBF has just blown my tiny little brain...

Sex includes self servicing 😂

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SapphireSeptember · 30/01/2019 15:54

Masturbation doesn't come under the sex definition in the dictionary, so I reject that concept. So there. 😛

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 15:57

SapphireSeptember Very good point, well made 👍

But now GBF has changed sex to “Any act which results in orgasm”

I said that’s too much of a mouthful... We are both now laughing uncontrollably at the innuendo 😂

I think the moral of this post is I clearly need to get myself a life 😂😂😂

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Claw001 · 30/01/2019 16:22

The moral of this thread is we all need a GBF!!

Parky04 · 30/01/2019 16:23

Alcohol
Sex
Chocolate

Bumblebee39 · 30/01/2019 16:25

Chocolate
Sex
Alcohol

The second are kind of a tie though as in "I know I could go without but probably wouldn't want to forever"

Tbf I'm only getting chocolate right now so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kemer2018 · 30/01/2019 16:26

Chocolate often
Alcohol once a year
Sex give it up!