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Original poster

Most difficult choice ever!

128 replies

pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:00

My GBF and I are in dispute!

Sort of “snog, marry, avoid” with a twist 😂

Chocolate, alcohol and sex...

You can have one as often as you like, another once a year and the last you have to give up COMPLETELY!

Me?

Alcohol all the time.
Chocolate once a year.
Sex - Wouldn’t miss it at all 😂

You?

OP posts:
FortunesFave · 30/01/2019 13:20

Sex...I'd not give that up.

Chocolate....like it now and then but I live in Oz where it's all shit.

Alcohol...barely drink.

Now if you'd asked me about coffee, bacon and chips...there'd have been a problem.

Drogosnextwife · 30/01/2019 13:22

Chocolate all the time
Sex once a year
I could give up alcohol no bother, infact I hardly drink anyway

Racecardriver · 30/01/2019 13:23

Sex
Chocolate
Alcohol

Racecardriver · 30/01/2019 13:23

@fortunesfave try koko black and haighs

SistersResistingTheCisThing · 30/01/2019 13:24

Those of you who haven't selected sex first - your partners are doing it wrong Wink

Marry - Sex
Snog - Chocolate
Avoid - Alcohol

Doesn't the marrying and snogging once a year technically constitute cheating though? In that case, might as well be hung for a sheep...

SistersResistingTheCisThing · 30/01/2019 13:24

PS WTF does "slut drop" mean?!

geekone · 30/01/2019 13:25

Nope, just nope

Asta19 · 30/01/2019 13:25

Alcohol all the time
Sex once a year - but it would have to be mind blowing Wink
Give up chocolate (I don't like it much anyway!)

Original poster
pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:25

What is it with all the sex being put first?! 😂

I knew I was abnormal but, really? Is sex such a big deal? Can’t say it’s ever given me more enjoyment than a cheeky red on a school night WinkWine

OP posts:
Notso · 30/01/2019 13:25

No contest for me,
Marry-sex
Snog-alcohol
Avoid-chocolate

Original poster
pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:26

Asta19 YES! Go on my friend WineWineWine

OP posts:
RuthW · 30/01/2019 13:28

Chocolate. Forget the other two!

amusedbush · 30/01/2019 13:28

Chocolate all the time.
Alcohol once a year.
No sex.

Pretty much sounds like my life anyway, to be honest.

Original poster
pinkfeathersandahulahulaskirt · 30/01/2019 13:29

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slutdrop

OP posts:
JacksonPillock · 30/01/2019 13:30

Chocolate all the time (don't think I could live without chocolate)

Sex once a year (assuming other things that don't count as full sex are allowed?)

Alcohol never (rarely drink, could easily give it up)

Bluelady · 30/01/2019 13:32

You can keep all three. Now cheese ...

CloserIAm2Fine · 30/01/2019 13:32

Chocolate all the time
Sex once a year
Alcohol never

littlepeas · 30/01/2019 13:34

Sex
Alcohol
Chocolate

In order of actual preference but, thinking about it, alcohol once a year feels like less of a treat than chocolate once a year, so I might swap those.

SistersResistingTheCisThing · 30/01/2019 13:34

Oh I don't like that. Misogynistic language Angry

iloveautumnleaves · 30/01/2019 13:34

I’m with your GBF! I’m surprised people are asking ‘how?’

But if you won’t let us ‘mash’ then...

Sex
Alcohol
Chocolate

SistersResistingTheCisThing · 30/01/2019 13:34

The slut thing, not marry snog avoid!

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 30/01/2019 13:35

I'd marry chocolate but I'm LCHFing, so I'd happily ditch all three.

ohdearmymistake · 30/01/2019 13:37

Oh this is really easy

Chocolate all the time
Sex once a year
Alcohol don't really drink

Bluelady · 30/01/2019 13:38

I'll happily own being a slut as I have a total aversion to housework. No misogyny there.

underneaththeash · 30/01/2019 13:40

Wine
Sex
Chocolate (which is vile).