To not expect a sausage down my toilet!

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We're in the middle of selling our house so atm it's empty. Me or my DH will spend a night or 2 a week in there as we're still working around the area sometimes but it's mostly unoccupied. I've come here today and there is a lump of sausage down the toilet!!! What the hell! How has this even happened? H thinks it's from the sewers and been backed up? I don't know what to think but it's freaked me right out!!!!

This thread is useless without pictures.

Are you sure it's sausage?!

Yabu. You should always expect a sausage down your toilet.

Sausage, or a sausage-shaped shit?

I'm sorry, OP. I have nothing valuable to say but this is hilarious

Okay pics are being attached but warning it's absolutely VILE 🤢 it smells like chorizo- I didn't smell it on purpose it's just so pungent 🤢🤢 it's disgusting. I used gloves and hooked it onto a prego test. Actually about to throw up 😷

Sod the yes looks like chorizo sausage ... Am I the only one zooming in to check if you're upduffed! 🤣

Strange use for a pregnancy test. Is it positive or negative I can't quite tell. Also that's probably a piece of poo you're flailing around there. Just fucking flush it away you weirdo don't hook stuff out of your toilet. Fuck me theres some weird threads.

A phantom (questionable) 'sausage' held afoot on the end of a pregnancy test...

That's today's winner.

(Winner of most bizarre thing I've seen today!)

Well I had just done a test and saw this down the toilet. Seen as no one really lives here and it didn't look like a poo I used the test to hook it out. It was negative.

Well, that's enough internet for today!

It is honestly the most bizarre thing I've done 🙈My first thought was someone has broken in and shoved a sausage down the toilet! I still don't know how it got there!

What the in the holy hell of fuckeridge have I just been exposed to?

Only on MN

The big question is....is that sausage pregnant though?

I feel sick.

I'd have thought shit looks the same inside and out, and doesn't have an outer casing. So it's probably not shit.

Why am I still talking.

😂 dirty sausage sniffer

i think you should sell your 'sausage' chunk/pregnancy test combo as dining table place markers on Etsy OP.

wtf

What the fuck?
And in future.... make the outcome of the test more obvious.

BTW that looks very much like shit. Maybe shit after eating chorizo. But I think you need a new hobby.

I'm so done with the internet right now

Why would you inspect it
enough to know
it was a sausage! I would have just assumed it was poo and flushed it!