To not expect a sausage down my toilet!

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We're in the middle of selling our house so atm it's empty. Me or my DH will spend a night or 2 a week in there as we're still working around the area sometimes but it's mostly unoccupied. I've come here today and there is a lump of sausage down the toilet!!! What the hell! How has this even happened? H thinks it's from the sewers and been backed up? I don't know what to think but it's freaked me right out!!!!

It looks exactly like a turd! If it looks like a turd, smells like a turd, it is a turd......💩

Wtf?

I thought it was a euphemism.

Best photo ever , in our house we have a secret mega poo supplier. I had to resort to chopping one up with a coat hanger at the weekend.

So glad I had a glass of wine before reading this thread.

It looks like a piece of sausage. Get rid before we all throw up.

So no cocktail sausages expected to follow?

If that was my toilet I'd be climbing the Walls. I'll get my coat...

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂 why oh why would you fish it out?
And with a preggo test 🤣🤣🤣

Have you got a dog who could have brought it in from the street and dropped it in there.

I love the internet.

sausage on a stick anyone?

Looks like a Tracey Emin art display!

What's the betting this will end up on mumsnet_madness.

I love Mumsnet

Sorry I shouldn't of posted I was just freaked out that someone had put a sausage down my toilet 🤦🏼‍♀️ I don't think it is a poo! If someone will please tell me how to get this thread deleted I will, I think we've all seen enough 🤢 Sorry everyone 😷

Phone the police

What's the Wurst that can happen?

Bananalana I love the dog idea. Cos that could happen ....!!!

Who else has keys? Estate agent? Workmen? Could it have been someone viewing your house who had a sausage they urgently needed to offload?

...but why would you fish it out??? Surely the obvious reaction to finding a turd like lump down the toilet is to flush it away, not excavate it.

@WorraLiberty think the OP is her own wurst enemy!

It’s a piece of chorizo. I wonder if it’s been through the human digestive system or not ?? Boak 🤢

Because I wanted to see what it was as it deff wasn't there last time and no one has been here since. I was thinking estate agent/ viewers 🤔 no no dog

Hmmm I think it’s shit 💩

Swag

Best.thread.ever.

A sausage shaped piece of shit 💩 that smells of chorizo, rooted out of a toilet pan with a pregnancy test, by a hand with fancy new false nails.

THERE'S a sentence I never thought I'd say!

Nothing has 'come up from the sewers' by the way! Someone in your house put that there............ somehow.