To not expect a sausage down my toilet!

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We're in the middle of selling our house so atm it's empty. Me or my DH will spend a night or 2 a week in there as we're still working around the area sometimes but it's mostly unoccupied. I've come here today and there is a lump of sausage down the toilet!!! What the hell! How has this even happened? H thinks it's from the sewers and been backed up? I don't know what to think but it's freaked me right out!!!!

Absolutely crying with laughter again, in bed at 5:30am at the chicken carcass!! 🍗

We came back from a 2 week holiday to find a poo in our loo, assume not a sausage

but you are not wearing gloves now op, or rather in the photo you removed the gloves,

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Another person who dint expect you to have fished out part of the poo!

I will be sooooooo annoyed if MNHW delete this thread. It's hilarious!

Oh god why did I click on that picture 🤮

So if you're in the middle of selling it, are there estate agents showing people around? If so it'll be the agents or potential buyers.

Love this 😂

So many questions, so few answers!

It’s definitely poo though. My guess is the estate agent!

That is a wide bit of sausage. Someone might have swallowed it whole , stomach enzymes unable to digest it because of a robust casing and it has just gone right through.
However, nice photos OP .
I do like a spicy sausage, I think I will pass this time

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Love this thread.

It will remain a mystery forever more.

But in years to come people will be saying 'am not a troll, cubes of poo, elderly korean lady, lemon drizzle cake and sausage on a clear blue'.

It's all good .

I’m guessing that an estate agent was showing someone around, then knowing the place was empty, decided to have their lunch. The offending sausage dropped on the floor and they decided to dispose of it in the loo. But it didn’t flush and it’s sat there festering for a week.

You have a sausage shitting ghost

This thread is comedy gold and has made me late!

So what did you do next

I hope you didn't chuck it in a sandwich Op! 🌭

We also got back from holiday to find a poo in the loo. Can they have been half flushed round the ubend then float back up again over time?
Serious question.

Just back to check that I actually did see this last night as I’ve woken up sick and wondered if I had had a fever dream.

Is the house in a middle class area OP?

Did you pee on the sausage before fishing it out with the pregnancy test? Eeeeeewwwwww.

Just howling OP - brilliant!!!!!

My face is hurting from laughing at this thread!

YANBU to not expect a sausage in your toilet!

But the bigger question is - how did it get there? You must hire the best detectives to get on the case and solve it for all of MN to get the answer they I need.

Possible solutions:

Estate agent,

House viewer,

Came up pipes,

Someone has moved in while house is empty and is living in your loft, using your facilities etc while no one is there to stop them. Go check, please, please, please, and update us with all the details. NOW. Now, I tell you. We need details. Even if you have to make up a whole loft lodger story, like the Estate Agent isn't making enough sales so isn't getting commission so can't afford their own rent. They have secretly moved into the empty properties they are marketing as they know which ones are empty and have the keys to get into them.

Go check the loft now.

I was inspecting this quite closely and my partner came over behind me and was like what the fuck do you look at on the internet?

So Thankyou, you’ve baffled us both and made my partner think I’m a right oddball

Oh my I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂

Op, you do know you're supposed to pee on the stick, not poo on the stick don't you? 😂