What, if life was like tv and films, should you never do?

[Wineandpyjamas]

Not really an AIBU but I had an errant thought that if life was like tv shoes and films I would never own a dog or go running/jogging as more than likely I’d discover a dead body.

Has anyone got any more?

Never get a menial job working for someone you suspect is a bit evil, especially if your office is a hollowed out volcano.

I would love to work for the evil guys in the hollowed out volcano. Sounds like great fun.