Christmas bad boys on Facebook marketplace tat

[speakingtruthfully]

I give you these bad boys !

Not exactly sure what I'm being unfair about here but I'm sure you will let me know

Good opening shot OP.

I love a good FB tat thread 😂

An elf on the shelf door wreath.

Ooh, Christmas time has the best tat. Off to search now.

My fave so far

🙄 nothing says Christmas like a shotgun.

Fruityb

You win the thread

Apparently these are angels

Lol

Ah you just reminded me that I brought a shotgun angel back from the good old U S of A last year 😂
Treble wrapped in plastic in my gold luggage 🧳

This is truly awful

Sent to me the other day from my brother...

😳

Unicorns? What happened to his reindeer?

Surely one of you should have bought THIS by now!

A poster put this on a few months back, and it has still not been snapped up yet!

Come on people. You can have it for just £699.99! Or £33 a month over 2 years!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382594108210?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Dedd5395ae57f44209ddbf8f6793a28e0%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D382566188867%26itm%3D382594108210&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850

Teddy bear turkey... what the actual fuck?!? I’ll never be able to unsee that.

Unicorns? What happened to his reindeer?

Um, the shotgun cartridges?

That meat teddy bear was a piece of art that’s doing the rounds but is a fake

Sharpie on a plate? Only this one couldn't even be bothered to draw around something circular.

😍

@Shirleyphallus thank god that's fake it's been haunting me ever since I saw it!!

OMG sickmumma that turkey-bear monstrosity is truly disturbing!!

Oh dear 😂 just when you think they couldn't get better, they light up

"Orders are coming in fast so order quick"

OMG the teddy turkey is just sick
Maybe that's what all the cartridges were used up on ?

I love a good Facebook tat thread!

I bring you a Christmas log and a sparkly wine bottle family tree thing

Colour reminds me of the Teddy bear turkey...

Bargain at just £20!