Christmas bad boys on Facebook marketplace tat

[speakingtruthfully]

I give you these bad boys !

Not exactly sure what I'm being unfair about here but I'm sure you will let me know

Doesn't seem to be many sweets for your money, although not awful... Wouldn't last five seconds in my house though 😁

Apparently it's a thing to wrap your front door.

For the lucky lady in your life

Just found this

It's apparently orange Malteasers
And it's £15

Looks almost as well handled as the teddy turkey

My DP is watching this thread now with much enjoyment

Ha I won something 😂😂

Genuinely interested - do these people actually sell this crud?

I bring you these...

I love the 12 days of Christmas centrepiece. Very optimistic pricing!

I quite like that cartridge wreath.

If I had a former hunting lodge somewhere in the country it would look quite the thing.

This is hilarious!!

Just - ffs - 😂 - what is that shit actually FOR?

I feel their price is optimistic...

@InspectorIkmen they do indeed.
My mum and sister had a whole racket selling similar tat year round ("reindeer food" made with art supply glitter, porridge oats and coloured sand to sprinkle in the garden anyone? As nothing says Christmas like poisoning the local wildlife).
Yet another in the "reasons I have not spoken to either of them in 20 years" or why I genuinely believe I was switched at birth with a normal family.

This gem is only £10

Omg lol I am just marking my place as this thread has me in stitches

Elf on the shelf nesting on a see through egg which contains a 2nd smaller elf on the shelf.

A lovely scrabble/glitter frame?

A handmade potato sack Christmas dress for your little one?

I quite like the little reindeers! But not at that price unless it's the biggest fuck off kinder egg in the world....(hopeful)

And my personal favourite so far this year. Ye Olde Christmas Crystal Ear Veil....

Any ideas on this?

I think the £450 reindeer are supposed to be £4.50

@Tatt the grammar in that is confusing. I read it as "worn by 4 handmade boys" and thought wtf is a handmade boy 🤔

Oh god I sold the xmas eve plates last year but at least had the decency to use a template so my circles were actually circular 😬

Booo 😂😂😂

Madness!! It’s all madness!

What is it about Christmas that brings out such utter crap and bad taste ?