Christmas bad boys on Facebook marketplace tat

[speakingtruthfully]

I give you these bad boys !

Not exactly sure what I'm being unfair about here but I'm sure you will let me know

tatt the veil is for a horse - I think I will get one and make mine wear one as revenge for him being such a git

I give you these little treats !

Am in the waiting room of the doctors’ surgery trying desperately not to laugh out loud at these. I did have a little chuckle at the chocolate ‘Ball Ball’ though!!

I think I’ve found the most OTT Xmas thing on my local page. Pay a ridiculous amount for a woman in a Disney princess outfit to deliver your advent calendar! Just in case your 1st December boxes and elf on the shelf weren’t enough.

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Personalised baubles
Personalised plates
Personalised xmas eve boxes
It’s all shite!
This how ever... may be the best tenner I’ve ever spent.

I actually quite like the first driftwood Christmas tree

Tying an enormous ribbon around your front door is an Essex thing. I had no idea until I met Essex-born DP and visited his family there. They were everywhere!

Anyone looking for the perfect tree topper?

These beauties

£15 for tack that looks like something your child will bring home on their last day of term

Jesus, who thinks of this?

Christmas lanterns-my favourite bit is the dead bird sitting on the top

Christmas door bows are also a thing around here if you live in certain naice areas, I didnt know it was a thing until one of the women in my NCT class announced in September she'd booked her door bow lady < this face is probably why we didn't say in touch

Wow

That shotgun cartridge wreath is near me!

Just had a look on Facebook and there are loads. Door bows seem to be a thing this year. Here are some lovely examples of the tat you can buy in the Liverpool area.

I like to play “spot the tatted up Poundland” item with these.

1. Elf pillows are a huge £1 bag of unicorn marshmallows from Poundland
2. Bottles with twinkly lights already inside in various colours (though I think some were in the £2 Xmas section)

Anyone else?

Nothing quite says Christmas as much as a personalised saw.

Although I have to say they are very well painted it's just who wants a saw for Christmas?

Many door bows on mine to, also some interesting gift tags. Think I’ll be buying a prescco hamper though as nothing says luxury like pound shop items in a shopping basket

I don’t even understand these. Are they for show or edible?

I'm still trying to work out if someone actually has a child called 'Roary' or whether they have a pet lion who would like to leave food out for Santa.

Love this thread! Anyone want to pay £100 for this horrifying tree mannequin?

I like to play “spot the tatted up Poundland” item with these.

A lot of them are just tat bought from AliExpress too. Someone near me sells ridiculous baby dresses covered in tulle and sequins for about £30. You can buy them direct from China for about £6. She pretends they’re handmade too. Well, handmade in a Chinese factory I guess.