Christmas bad boys on Facebook marketplace tat

[speakingtruthfully]

I give you these bad boys !

Not exactly sure what I'm being unfair about here but I'm sure you will let me know

It's a fake tea light, one with a bulb and battery, no flame.

I had to look hard to see that though.

This year's must have Christmas tree decorations

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Turkey teddy wins hands down 

But it’s a spoof isn’t it? A PP seemed to think so.

I really hope someone hasn't actually got kids called Rocco and 'Roary'.

The meat bear can't win because it isn't real!

That string of lights makes lumps of wood so festive.

A Mrs Hinch themed Xmas decoration. Cos I know how loved she is by Mumsnet.

Glitter wine glasses are sooo last year. Here they’ve been turned into candles. I’m sure that they’re very safe and won’t crack from the heat.

I found a similar tree Frankie...

I also found this stick window frame thing

And a balloon person pregnant with an elf...

Darkestnight chocolate ' ball ball' 😂

I made the chocolate sled last year for the kids stockings

A local cakemaker near me makes the malteaser Christmas puds every year, they go very quickly so people must buy them, although I think she charges £12 not 15

Thank you for this thread! My anxiety is through the roof and this has made me laugh for the first time in days!

Keep them coming

Apparently contains a bar of chocolate, hot chocolate and a book

Cardboard and glitter glue classic 🙌🏻

Nothing says Christmas like a coffin

Hanging coffins on a Christmas tree! 🤦‍♀️

Please someone tell me that’s a joke. Please.

Just email and ask if they have anything aimed at children what CE testing they have commissioned and for the evidence. As a minimum they have to have done a self risk assessment. For everything ask what their level of indemnity insurance is for accident from items.

Since 1993, the CE Mark (with the "CE" originally standing for "Conformite Europeenne") is a conformity mark (as opposed to a sign of quality of safety) that is used by toy manufacturers to show that their products meet all the relevant consumer safety, health or environmental requirements of the European Directive. Toys is one of the more than twenty product groups to which the CE mark must be displayed by the manufacturer.

These? They come from a smoke free home if that makes it any better?

This crap gives me the rage!
I had genuine good quality stuff (toys) on face book for very low prices just to get rid of them and not a thing sold (would have been great xmas presents) yet this crap sells?
Am off to buy some 'craft' supplies and make my fortune😀😀

but i love these threads dammit

This wasn't made with no stencil

Whoops forgot to add the "no stencil" pic

Ahhhhh. Sigh of satisfaction. Great thread.