Christmas bad boys on Facebook marketplace tat

[speakingtruthfully]

I give you these bad boys !

Not exactly sure what I'm being unfair about here but I'm sure you will let me know

Door bows were a thing last year.

In Essex.

This thread is brilliant!
Table decoration anyone?!

Chocolate tree. Who on earth buys this stuff?

I actually quite like the reindeer nose lollies.

Ye Olde Christmas Crystal Ear Veil....

I am actually crying with laughter!!

I know someone who made and sold the chocolate orange Malteser Christmas puds last year. Exactly the same photo !

I just can’t

Some more gems...

A must have!

This tower of mashed toilet paper dressed up as a Xmas tree is £15. There's a smaller one for £10.

a different person is selling the wine glasses. Pretty much every Disney princess is available. Can't think they're too practical. Am tempted to ask how well they wash up.

Oh dear 😬

Bringon

Did they actually sell any ?

@Tatt I think the ear veil is for a horse. They are usually used in summer to keep away flies.

Does anyone see a reindeer skull complete with red nose on the yule log? No? Just me then.

Princess that thing is a bloody fire hazard!!

And that wreath! On a headstone! I'm speechless.

Not to my knowledge Speaking!

Theres an evil face in the Christmas grave wreath.

To be honest I’m just a bit concerned about what substance is drizzled all over the tree

LOL at Elf Pillows. That's hilarious.

@Princessmushroom

I feel like this one needs to be reported to local council as a serious fire hazard. Wtf? Cotton wool half an inch from an open flame? 

Can I interest anyone in these

UpstartCrow I saw that too!! 😱

Pretty sure @pincessmushroom’s candle holderis topped with a fake candle? Not sure if that makes it better or worse...

Good God, that wreath! Or ‘grave cosy’, as some Facebook seller will no doubt christen it.

“Loved and remembered always” - but who?