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Would you believe your DP/DH if you found condoms & he said he uses them to masturbate into?

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FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 20:49

Hmm Confused

I’m just not buying it.

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DeadGood · 04/11/2018 20:50

It’s not impossible. How did he seem when you asked him - embarrassed but honest, or defensive and shifty?

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Hazardswan · 04/11/2018 20:52

I believe it's called a Posh Wank.

Dunno if your dp is believable however OP - sorry!

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Sethis · 04/11/2018 20:52

Bit expensive and bad for the planet, but less knarly than a wank rag.

Some men do use them for that, so I think it highly depends on context.

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jackio2205 · 04/11/2018 20:53

It's not out of the realms of possibilities, if he's got some strrrrooooong issues about cleaniness or has a thing for rubber 😂 but trust your gut on whether you believe him.... x

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bastardkitty · 04/11/2018 20:53

Absolutely not. But here comes all the posh wank info....

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FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 20:53

He appeared like he didn’t have a duck to give

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CallMeRachel · 04/11/2018 20:53

Nope.

A posh wank? Why?

Ask any blokes in the pub and I bet none of them would ever say they use condoms to wank.

It's nothing but a ready made excuse if caught with them.

Ask him to show you his pile of used rubber then?

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Butterymuffin · 04/11/2018 20:55

People on here have been insistent before that it's a real thing. I'm doubtful.

There must be other things that have made you suspicious. What are they?

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Girlsnightin · 04/11/2018 21:02

A posh wank is using a sock isn't it?

A condom? I'd be surprised. I'd start being extra alert.

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AnchorDownDeepBreath · 04/11/2018 21:03

Whether or not that's a real thing doesn't matter.

If it's a thing that he does; you'd have noticed before, right? Or it's a new thing - which would take some explaining by itself.

If he didn't seem bothered about your concern, I think that's your answer anyway.

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loveshinealight · 04/11/2018 21:08

No and the fact you are on Mumsnet asking means you don't either.

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MrsDylanBlue · 04/11/2018 21:08

No

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sj257 · 04/11/2018 21:09

No absolutely not

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HelenaJustina · 04/11/2018 21:09

Nope

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Cath2907 · 04/11/2018 21:09

My husband does. He does have cleanliness issues.

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Strongecoffeeismydrug · 04/11/2018 21:10

No definitely not 🤥

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TwllBach · 04/11/2018 21:11

The men I have encountered over the years can barely be bothered to wear a condom for actual sex, so I find it very difficult to believe that they’re used routinely for wanks, sorry OP. I certainly wouldn’t believe DP if he said that.

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Mummymummums · 04/11/2018 21:11

Where were they?

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AnyFucker · 04/11/2018 21:11

No

Are you ok, op ?

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Santaisgettingbusy · 04/11/2018 21:11

Liar liar pants on fire!!!

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Lonelynessie · 04/11/2018 21:11

No.

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MizK · 04/11/2018 21:11

No I wouldn't believe that, sorry.

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Fantasisa · 04/11/2018 21:11

No way

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Whisky2014 · 04/11/2018 21:12

No

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WeShouldOpenABar · 04/11/2018 21:12

No I wouldn't believe him, pathetic excuse

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