Would you believe your DP/DH if you found condoms & he said he uses them to masturbate into?

[FrustratedDP]

I’m just not buying it.

It’s not impossible. How did he seem when you asked him - embarrassed but honest, or defensive and shifty?

I believe it's called a Posh Wank.

Dunno if your dp is believable however OP - sorry!

Bit expensive and bad for the planet, but less knarly than a wank rag.

Some men do use them for that, so I think it highly depends on context.

It's not out of the realms of possibilities, if he's got some strrrrooooong issues about cleaniness or has a thing for rubber 😂 but trust your gut on whether you believe him.... x

Absolutely not. But here comes all the posh wank info....

He appeared like he didn’t have a duck to give

Nope.

A posh wank? Why?

Ask any blokes in the pub and I bet none of them would ever say they use condoms to wank.

It's nothing but a ready made excuse if caught with them.

Ask him to show you his pile of used rubber then?

People on here have been insistent before that it's a real thing. I'm doubtful.

There must be other things that have made you suspicious. What are they?

A posh wank is using a sock isn't it?

A condom? I'd be surprised. I'd start being extra alert.

Whether or not that's a real thing doesn't matter.

If it's a thing that he does; you'd have noticed before, right? Or it's a new thing - which would take some explaining by itself.

If he didn't seem bothered about your concern, I think that's your answer anyway.

No and the fact you are on Mumsnet asking means you don't either.

No

No absolutely not

Nope

My husband does. He does have cleanliness issues.

No definitely not 🤥

The men I have encountered over the years can barely be bothered to wear a condom for actual sex, so I find it very difficult to believe that they’re used routinely for wanks, sorry OP. I certainly wouldn’t believe DP if he said that.

Where were they?

No

Are you ok, op ?

Liar liar pants on fire!!!

No.

No I wouldn't believe that, sorry.

No way

No

No I wouldn't believe him, pathetic excuse