AIBU?
Would you believe your DP/DH if you found condoms & he said he uses them to masturbate into?
FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 20:49
I’m just not buying it.
DeadGood · 04/11/2018 20:50
It’s not impossible. How did he seem when you asked him - embarrassed but honest, or defensive and shifty?
Hazardswan · 04/11/2018 20:52
I believe it's called a Posh Wank.
Dunno if your dp is believable however OP - sorry!
Sethis · 04/11/2018 20:52
Bit expensive and bad for the planet, but less knarly than a wank rag.
Some men do use them for that, so I think it highly depends on context.
jackio2205 · 04/11/2018 20:53
It's not out of the realms of possibilities, if he's got some strrrrooooong issues about cleaniness or has a thing for rubber 😂 but trust your gut on whether you believe him.... x
bastardkitty · 04/11/2018 20:53
Absolutely not. But here comes all the posh wank info....
FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 20:53
He appeared like he didn’t have a duck to give
CallMeRachel · 04/11/2018 20:53
Nope.
A posh wank? Why?
Ask any blokes in the pub and I bet none of them would ever say they use condoms to wank.
It's nothing but a ready made excuse if caught with them.
Ask him to show you his pile of used rubber then?
Butterymuffin · 04/11/2018 20:55
People on here have been insistent before that it's a real thing. I'm doubtful.
There must be other things that have made you suspicious. What are they?
Girlsnightin · 04/11/2018 21:02
A posh wank is using a sock isn't it?
A condom? I'd be surprised. I'd start being extra alert.
AnchorDownDeepBreath · 04/11/2018 21:03
Whether or not that's a real thing doesn't matter.
If it's a thing that he does; you'd have noticed before, right? Or it's a new thing - which would take some explaining by itself.
If he didn't seem bothered about your concern, I think that's your answer anyway.
loveshinealight · 04/11/2018 21:08
No and the fact you are on Mumsnet asking means you don't either.
TwllBach · 04/11/2018 21:11
The men I have encountered over the years can barely be bothered to wear a condom for actual sex, so I find it very difficult to believe that they’re used routinely for wanks, sorry OP. I certainly wouldn’t believe DP if he said that.
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