Would you believe your DP/DH if you found condoms & he said he uses them to masturbate into?

[FrustratedDP]

I’m just not buying it.

posh wank is a myth. Men dont do this

If you don't use condoms at home then he has bought them with the intention of use elsewhere. I'm so sorry.

I think if (and it’s just the smallest if in the world) your long term partner is one of these possibly mythical “posh wank” types, you’d already know he used them, without the situation of “discovering” a condom.

If (if if if) he was one of those posh wank unicorns, you’d have spent your marriage seeing boxes of condoms in your shopping basket and in your bedside drawer.

And you’d have seen the wrappers in your bin.

Especially if he’s Mr Zero Fucks Given now, so therefore not inclined to hide it.

Had this once. Was shagging a colleague. Hopefully not in your case but I would be suspicious.

Posh wank my arse!! Where did you find them?

It’s like: I wank with a small vibrator. MrE is never going to stumble across that vibrator and worry I’ve bought it for an affair - because he damn well already knows I have it.

I had an ex who did wank with condoms, but he always did, so wouldn't be weird if he did. Anyone who doesn't regularly do it I'd think affair tbh

The posh wank is definitely not a myth.

nope. where did you find them?

probably not.sorry. op

Nope. Absolutely wouldn't buy that. Sorry.

No I would not believe that for a minute.

I love this website. I had a wank in a condom and it felt good. I was 16 and was trying to see how to put a condom on before trying to use one with my girlfriend.
I can't believe that any adult uses them to have a wank.
I might be really odd but I'd rather have an enjoyable shag with my wife than a wank.

No, wouldn't wash with me. I can't imagine him having the thought process to go and buy some condoms for a wank.

I wouldn't believe that in the slightest... But that's just me!

Do you use condoms together?
Did you find them at home somewhere plausible for wanking purposes, or were they in his wallet or something like that?

Seems highly improbable to me

If you use condoms together then I suppose it's possible - but highly improbable. Buying them just for a posh wank? I wouldn't believe that.

I hope you're okay OP.

Nope. Soz. Where did you find them?

No

Depends where you found them.

Wallet: there is another woman
Desk drawer: probably true

Nooooooope.

Not in a month of Sundays, no. Trust your instincts OP.

You'd already know if that's the real reason he's using them

No. I’d be asking why he wasn’t doing it over me.

Or in a sock at least.