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Would you believe your DP/DH if you found condoms & he said he uses them to masturbate into?

149 replies

FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 20:49

Hmm Confused

I’m just not buying it.

OP posts:
Alfie190 · 05/11/2018 04:19

I dont know. Are there any other signs, like working late, trips away etc.

Zoflorabore · 05/11/2018 04:31

I wouldn't believe this and I'm gullible Grin

KatKit16 · 05/11/2018 05:44

Nope. Jeeez does he think you're stupid ??

KatKit16 · 05/11/2018 05:46

@Blokenamechangesexboard

No, what happens ? Genuinely don't know.

Alfie190 · 05/11/2018 05:50

@Katkit16

I am glad someone asked. 🙂

WellThisIsShit · 05/11/2018 06:00

I don’t know what we’re supposed to know about that either? Hot water & spunk ne’er the twain shall mix?!?!?

tsonlyme · 05/11/2018 06:05

Spunk + warm water = half dried sticky copydex.

You’re welcome 😂

MsHopey · 05/11/2018 06:11

I asked my DH as a males perspective.
He says while he doesn't generally discuss wanking techniques with people, neither him, nor anyone he knows has used a condom for a wank. And that generally most men try and so everything they can to not wear a condom when having sex with a woman, that to him it would seem weird to wear one for a wank.

I also agree with PPs, do you use condoms together? It would be easy for someone to get bored and horny and take one out of the drawers and give it a go.
I find it very unlikely he would specifically go out and buy condoms to wank in to.

Alfie190 · 05/11/2018 06:11

@tsonlyme

I am no wiser.

tsonlyme · 05/11/2018 06:14

Ummm, not sure what else I can say but you can’t just rinse it off especially if it gets stuck in hair.

Mummadeeze · 05/11/2018 06:18

My partner said that to me, and that he likes the feel of rubber, when I found them in his bag. I have been with him for 15 years and never seen any inkling of a rubber fetish. Do I believe him? No. I don’t have any other proof that he is cheating but I suppose at least he is being safe about it. Not sure what else I can do at this point. But our relationship is shit and I am kind of past caring to be honest anyway.

Blokenamechangesexboard · 05/11/2018 07:22

TMI alert.

Sponk in the bath is the worst (I'm told). It makes cloudy ribbons (so I've heard) and sticks everywhere, including one's leg (so I understand). It's sticky enough to remove leg hairs (I believe).

I expect it leaves an invisible tide mark too.

Not that I've ever choked the chicken in the bath of course, but I'm glad I don't have a DS to defile my bathtub (like my parents' bathtub).

TenForward82 · 05/11/2018 07:32

Sponk? That's a new one. Kids today.

TittyBoneGhoul · 05/11/2018 08:55

Cloudy ribbons

You make it sound s beautiful

AnyFucker · 05/11/2018 13:39

I really wish blokes would not tell us about their self love habits. Inappropriate.

SeasonOfTheCrone · 05/11/2018 13:42

Nope, why go and buy condoms when he can use pretty much anything to ejaculate into?

MistressoftheYoniverse · 05/11/2018 13:43

Someone asked for the info AF Grin

MistressoftheYoniverse · 05/11/2018 13:44

Btw...he's lying OP

AnyFucker · 05/11/2018 13:44

He didn't have to enjoy imparting that much.

Sethis · 05/11/2018 13:46

@AnyFucker

If you don't want to read about masturbation... don't click on a thread with "Masturbate" in the title.

Pretty fucking obvious, isn't it?

NoChocolateThanks · 05/11/2018 13:47

What's wrong with good old socks Hmm?

crispysausagerolls · 05/11/2018 13:49

I agree with posters who say that men try to weasel out of condoms during sex, where they are actually necessary, so using them for a wank sounds highly fictional.

AnyFucker · 05/11/2018 15:09

The thread isn't about how creepy guy trawling the internet bashes one out, Seth

Op is worried her partner may be using condoms with someone else. A simple yes or no is all that is required. This is a trust/relationship issue, salacious details are best reserved for the masturbation aid sex topic

TittyBoneGhoul · 05/11/2018 15:22

😂

Firesuit · 05/11/2018 15:37

If they're stored in room where he might be wanking he's probably telling the truth.

If they're in his wallet or car, I'd think it reasonable to be suspicious.

Unless he wanks in his car, maybe he's trying to keep the interior clean. But that would be a bit weird and worrying in itself.