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Would you believe your DP/DH if you found condoms & he said he uses them to masturbate into?

149 replies

FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 20:49

Hmm Confused

I’m just not buying it.

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TheSheepofWallSt · 04/11/2018 21:13

ExDP is here.
Asked him. He said unless your partner has a noted a rubber fetish- it’s an affair. Confused

Belindabauer · 04/11/2018 21:13

No.

Dontfeellikeaskeleton · 04/11/2018 21:14

No. I wouldn't. He's shagging someone else.

Posh wank?

Yeah, right.

More bullshit concocted by men.

ThrillitDontkillit · 04/11/2018 21:14

Has he had the opportunity? Do things seem different? Where did you find them? In your bedroom/bathroom? In his car? Overnight bag?

CS12345 · 04/11/2018 21:15

A posh wank isn't using a condom or a sock. It's using your other hand.

Anyway......no, I absolutely wouldn't believe him.

TheyBuiltThePyramids · 04/11/2018 21:15

No

OurMiracle1106 · 04/11/2018 21:16

The vast majority of men prefer sex without so to me it makes no sense to be pleasuring yourself into one. The reason you use condoms is to prevent pregnancy and STIs with masturbation that’s not an issue.

Personally I wouldn’t believe it at all.

safariboot · 04/11/2018 21:16

Posh wank once in a while is a thing, but I think doing it routinely is really unusual.

Frosty66611 · 04/11/2018 21:17

I wouldn’t believe it. If he wanted to do a posh wank then he could just use a sock or something - would be far cheaper doing it that way.

ImNotKitten · 04/11/2018 21:17

No, he must think you came down with the last shower. Hope you’re ok.

FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 21:18

TwllBach

He’s the same

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SomeKnobend · 04/11/2018 21:18

No.

BeardedMum · 04/11/2018 21:19

No

FrustratedDP · 04/11/2018 21:19

ThrillitDontkillit

We been having issues, I suspected him having an emotional affair with someone at DC club.

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FascinatingCarrot · 04/11/2018 21:21

No I wouldnt believe him.
You dont believe it either.

Ztst · 04/11/2018 21:21

You would be aware if he had hygiene issues.

This sounds like an affair. H says no man he knows would wank into a condom

DrDreReturns · 04/11/2018 21:21

I did it when I was a teenager, not since. Sounds like bullshit to me!

Hezz · 04/11/2018 21:22

No

Mymomsbetterthanyomom · 04/11/2018 21:22

I'm sorry girl.
But he is lying to you.
That is a ridiculous response.

sweeneytoddsrazor · 04/11/2018 21:22

I always thought blokes just used their hands, jizzed whereever it went tgen mopped it up with a sock. My oh got some on newly put up wallpaper once. I was not amused.

madcatladyforever · 04/11/2018 21:23

I would have thought that was much better than doing it into a sock or leaving stains on the bed.
Depends how much faith you have in him generally.

Cheeeeislifenow · 04/11/2018 21:23

My DH does..or only in the shower...

Cheeeeislifenow · 04/11/2018 21:24

Maybe he could be trying to get desensitize it too...to go longer?

ThrillitDontkillit · 04/11/2018 21:24

Did you find them? Had ge tried or appeared to have tried to hide them?

Walkingdeadfangirl · 04/11/2018 21:25

There is nothing wrong with a posh wank, if you can afford it.