To dripfeed

[Resurgam2016]

I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

Gin no she put Coke in their baby bottles which they had till they were 5 and dipped their dummies in golden syrup.

She's also said she's a fan of coloured tinsel, shake n vac and woolly skirted dollies on her toilet roll.

OP could you draw us a picture of yourself please. I just can't decide otherwise.

You'd rock a pixie cut.

Book yourself a free half hour with a SHL OP. That'll show the cheeky, grabby bastards.

I manage to sustain myself on a handful of lentils and half an apricot a day.

No wonder this country has an obesity problem.

Ghosts what a gannet! I have a small sip of tepid water for breakfast and look at an organic lime. For dinner i re apply my lipstick.

[Henvy]

Yeah I'm pretty sure I can see a line, OP.

Well that didn't work. This takes the piss. I'm de-regging.

POPCORN! Don't want to read and run but my neighbour just knocked a hole through my living room wall and looked through it funny and my bridesmaids are revolting.

There are £1 million townhouses in my town which are only as wide as the length of their cars. If you can afford to live in one of those OP quite frankly you've lost my Labour supporting, demonstration marching, Corbyn aficionadoing vote for Fred ov da Yr

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( big car = need to mark big place)

Have you tried a penis beaker?

The nanny ate all the organic chicken I'd planned for supper. Can I eat her?

Don't take it out on the nanny OP. I'd blame Brexit myself!

Was the nanny organic OP?

Oh I'm so glad I found this thread again.

I have a chicken emergency. I know I could feed 17 people for a wee on a five pound bird. That make was perfect sense. My problem is we are a family of two. And a cat, of course. Husband likes to cook organic turkey for the cat. He is a rescue cat so it is critical that he is shown how much we love him and that we will not return him. Abandonment issues abound. Anyway, I digress. What should we have for dinner?

Before you accuse me of drip feeding, I should point out that I'm a vegetarian.

2018 a small banana 🍌

@thighofrelief that's so greedy. I couldn't possibly mange more than half of one. Do you often binge eat?

Is food really the issue here @GoingToInfinity?
I think @thighofrelief is spending too much time on netmums

@Resurgam2016 yes perhaps. We should be gentle though, she might have MH or SN we're not aware of. I'd hate to make her uncomfortable.

@thighofrelief oh no, I'm so sorry, I've assumed your gender. I'm not transphobic I'm sorry!

I should play Mumsnettington Crescent more often

Threadzilla

Will nobody jump all over me for the typos in my post? My feelings are so hurt. I feel invisible.

OP I've given you all the support and this is how I get treated. Well that's it for me. I'm out.

Wait. Do I really have to flounce now?