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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

@StoneofDestiny 😂😂😂

Oh fine, this is how these threads often go. Everyone gang up on me when I've done my level best to support literally everyone with a crisis on MN. Yes i do have MH and SN, neither of which I'm aware of. You have misgendered me actually, I'm Tom Berenger and it's 1988.

2018 my apologies. When you said you were going to wee on your bird i assumed you were a fetishist and didn't want to engage. Although I did offer you comprehensive dinner suggestions ie a small banana 🍌

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Sharon is that you?

It's Saturday and I'm identifying as a man.
Tomorrow I might be identifying as a woman
Monday I'll be identifying as both
Tuesday I'll be confused
Wednesday I'll have forgotten to identify as anything
Thursday I'll be open to suggestions
Friday I'll try no gender at all

AIBU to be outraged that I'm treated as if I was different.

Stone I'm sure that's a song by Craig David.

Back to me, I'm genuinely worried about my boiler. I've turned the water temperature down and scared we will get legionnaires disease.

Sharon is that you?

Not today - maybe tomorrow.

@pigletjohn is your man. For sure.

Interesting first post OP

Are you alwaysbthis anxious OP? Sounds like you might need to talk to someone in RL.
It’s not normal to get so anxious about naice ham

OP piglet is trying to help but is a case for irl gasman. Thanks though.

So your husband is not coming home from work, lying about where he is, has lipstick on his shirt, you saw him snagging another woman..?

And you want to snoop through his devices?

Absolutely not OP. That is a massive breach of privacy. I would never dream of looking at my husbands phone. Are you always this paranoid?

The hills are that way --->

Are you always this anxious?

Just posting for traffic (hello traffic 😀)

RTFM. The manual is locked in the safe in your cellar.

Dripzilla

I have always found the best solution to uninvited callers at the door is to empty the contents of my chamber pot on them from an upstairs window.

I too disagree with people without children parking in the parent and child spaces in Sainsbury's.

Should I call 101? Do you have a crime reference number I can use?

@StoneofDestiny I will ask Adam on the fruit and veg in Tesco to keep an eye out for her

anitagreen
I'll be in pyjamas .....

I too tried screaming at Michelangelo's David but nobody paid any notice. Dh has never paid attention to my high emotional needs.

piglet i don't have a secret key to my cellar. I kept it hidden under the gnome but he divorced me.

My MIL (nuff said)